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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Wednesday, June 22, 2022, 7:05:29 PM- Goals | ||
As always, I strive to find comedy gold. I will be happy to get a silver or a bronze, though. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, June 21, 2022, 7:03:22 PM- It's official | ||
IT'S SUMMER! Enjoy those lazy, hazy, crazy days ahead.  | ||
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| Monday, June 20, 2022, 6:35:13 PM- Good news... | ||||||
... in small doses: My new electric toothbrush arrived today. What? I said in small doses.  | ||||||
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| Monday, June 20, 2022, 2:12:00 AM- Pause | ||
A bowl of ice cream can make just about anything you've got bugging you a little better. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, June 19, 2022, 12:24:35 AM- Either/or | ||
Winning the lottery is a good thing. A fun thing. But upon contemplation, I wonder if it would be better to win millions all at once (and with all the tax, legal and money grubbers it entails), or just win little bits($50.00 or more at a time) here and there, bleeding them a little at a time... all tax free. ~ | ||
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| Friday, June 17, 2022, 6:42:44 PM- WOW! | ||||||
I am in the Facebook doghouse for 24 hours. Why? Because I told a joke that included the word 'nude' in it. It seems I violated their decency standards. Here's the joke: Times are tough, so once again I will be selling 'NUDE' pics of myself. $5.00 to receive one. $25.00 not to receive one. ~ That's it. That's all I said. At least I have the comfort of knowing some little old lady somewhere is having her decency protected from something a 69 year old man has said.  | ||||||
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| Thursday, June 16, 2022, 5:56:55 PM- How hot is it? IV | ||
It's so hot... Jehovah's Witnesses are telemarketing. | ||
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| Wednesday, June 15, 2022, 6:18:59 PM- How hot is it? III | ||
It's so hot... I saw a funeral procession pull thru a Dairy Queen. | ||
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| Tuesday, June 14, 2022, 5:40:20 PM- How hot is it? II | ||
It's so hot... I saw a squirrel picking up acorns with a pot holder. | ||
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| Monday, June 13, 2022, 6:48:38 PM- How hot is it? | ||
It's so hot, I saw a chicken lay an omelette. | ||
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