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Thu, 12-May-22 3:46 AM (1 year ago)
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It's just to early to wake up. I could have slept another hour 😩
you can walk my doggo?
(1 year ago)
aerodeck likes this
Yes, but not able to walk that far. I'll be back soon 😂
(1 year ago)
Artistic likes this
Best leave sleeping dogs
(1 year ago)
my dog never sleeps,,,,,look over at him one eye open
(1 year ago)
Relaxer likes this
xxxxxxxx.
(1 year ago)
Oh ffs. I never remember that one! S n a p. Such a fucking ridiculous word to censor. I’m tired and grumpy!! 😂
(1 year ago)
*proffers the fucking swear box*
(1 year ago)
Does it take cards?
(1 year ago)
Yes but there is a 10% service charge.
(1 year ago)
Absolute fucking rip off.
(1 year ago)
I know!!! Good innit?
(1 year ago)
MellieK likes this
I’d definitely need my overdraft.
(1 year ago)
We have loans at competitive rates.
(1 year ago)
**interested…
(1 year ago)
^annuvva potential satisfied customer.
(1 year ago)
Can we arrange an alternate arrangement for the interest..? Used underwear or summat?
(1 year ago)
It would help with the laundry situation.
(1 year ago)
Now you're torqueing...
(1 year ago)
MellieK likes this
This will help the enviromint.
(1 year ago)
Hmm I’m less certain about that.
(1 year ago)
Pfftttt,do I sense procrastination and / or prevarication?
(1 year ago)
Not at all, just considering the environmental impact of all the deliveries involved. I could just slingshot them up the motorway by the elastic, but that doesn’t help with all the new ones I’d need…
(1 year ago)
*leans over the balcony: never eat shredded wheat 🤔
(1 year ago)
Mebbe but Amazon send stuff all the way from South America with free delivery so I am pretty certain we can get a deal done with lekky trucks that even David Attenborough would like?
(1 year ago)
But is it green electricity? So much to consider.
(1 year ago)
Ok then and thinking outside the box ( if you excuse the pun) wot if we use the wind turbines to aid the sling shotting by attaching yer said underwear to the blades and catapulting 'em up 'ere?
(1 year ago)
Genius.
(1 year ago)
< Not just a pretty face eh?
(1 year ago)
MellieK likes this