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Tue, 18-Aug-20 7:58 PM (3 years ago)
I just want to fuck an older fat white woman with the complete understanding that I will not pull out until I have blown the fattest load in her pussy
Being such a good looking guy and with such a silver tongued chat up approach, I bet there is a queue of them there wimmins forming outside your door as we speak.
(3 years ago)
Hi, welcome to the madness! Just a little tip: Us girls fall for charming guys..
(3 years ago)
On my way
(3 years ago)
Maybe get lost 1,000 times on the way.
(3 years ago)
Keep your panties dry on the way over there SEB 
(3 years ago)
All good advice that i will take on board
(3 years ago)
Out of my way peeps, I'm on this one! 😁
(3 years ago)
I saw him first *runs*
(3 years ago)
Not fair, you're hal my age and half my weight 🤪
(3 years ago)
I will get there before all of you *trips up Seb on the way"
(3 years ago)
Emu has distracted her with chocolate, good man!
(3 years ago)
*waves her disabled parking card* Neener neener neener he's MINE bitchezzzz!
(3 years ago)
You also have a way with words, Emu 😂
(3 years ago)
This is so not fair, i saw him first grrr...*kicks a pebble and smashes a car window*.....runs fast
(3 years ago)
Pfft....he is in my country so I will get to him before all of you chubbies
(3 years ago)
Get yer goggles down SEB, I'll spin the prop.
(3 years ago)
and when cabin crew offer you a G&T, I hope you don't refuse a large one.
(3 years ago)
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Well isn't this a lovely status?!
(3 years ago)
Impressive spelling but points deducted for missing punctuation.
(3 years ago)
Can't say too much about the status other than GOOD LUCK but the comment section was GOLD!!
(3 years ago)
..and they say romance is dead! Pfft!
(3 years ago)