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	aussieguy1981

Sun, 2-Aug-20 11:53 AM (3 years ago)

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Good evening all my pervy mates ...beer time

	flitterbee

hey aussie, vodka for me and cheers big ears

(3 years ago)

	Wodja

beer? I thought they lockdown beer in vic too

no drinkin after 8pm till 5am ??

(3 years ago)

	flitterbee

lucky i no drink beer tonight, only a cpl of voddie drinks

(3 years ago)

	aussieguy1981

Is it real vodka this time flitt ...you tricked me last time with that metho and orange juice

(3 years ago)

	flitterbee

pffft i only ever have real vodka but not with OJ , only soda water

(3 years ago)

	Wodja

oj flash brew, in my day it was metho n boot polish

(3 years ago)

	aussieguy1981

Now you just use the boot Polish to shine your head wods

(3 years ago)

	Wodja

ear ... i'll have you know in the last 2 years i have grown 3 comb overs at once i can do left to right right to left and back to front all at once, fortune in brill cream tho

(3 years ago)

	aussieguy1981

Left to right right to left back to front front to back ? That's also how I get a week out of a pair of underpants

(3 years ago)

	aussieguy1981

And after a week of that wods then we can sell em to Vic to use for face masks

(3 years ago)

	flitterbee

lol glad i aint doing your washing

(3 years ago)

	Wodja

oh, and where would one purchase these underpants things if one knew what they were?

(3 years ago)

	flitterbee

send em to them city ones who aint staying home, that should make em stay lol

(3 years ago)

	aussieguy1981

Broken many a good washing machine flitt

(3 years ago)

	Raven2005

(3 years ago)

	flitterbee

can understand why lol

(3 years ago)

	Raven2005

Washing Machines need care and understanding....

(3 years ago)

	Wodja

do washing machine transfer da pox to ya deek?

(3 years ago)

	aussieguy1981

Not if you pour a cap full of vodka in first ...that's why flitt has the vodka out

(3 years ago)

	flitterbee

oi, dont you go wasting good vodka on ya crusty jocks

(3 years ago)

	aussieguy1981

Pour it in the machine ..not your deek

(3 years ago)

	Wodja

jeezuz bet ya rub dencorub on ya inner thighs befor pulling up said underpants?

(3 years ago)

	aussieguy1981

Unless you buy one of those skinny funnels ?

(3 years ago)

	Raven2005

It's said that alc needs to be nealy 70% proof rathe than 40%.. That right flitters, don't waiste it...

(3 years ago)

	Wodja

waste it? them people in ozzy land wash their cars innit

(3 years ago)

	aussieguy1981

Best just rub it on my BOLLOKS then

(3 years ago)

	flitterbee

your bollocks? you just want it licked off

(3 years ago)

	aussieguy1981

Or dunk my BOLLOKS in the bottle then place it back on the shelf ...and not tell flitt

(3 years ago)

	Wodja

alc needs to be nealy 70% proof??? guess whose bin drinkin the hand sanitiser .... AGAIN

(3 years ago)

	flitterbee

oi aussie, I still here, i see what ya done

(3 years ago)

	aussieguy1981

I'm not trusting you near my alcohol soaked testicles ..you would flick matches at it

(3 years ago)

	flitterbee

wods would? lol

(3 years ago)

	Raven2005

I am wondering though..does a constant intake of alc builds some some sort of defence...

(3 years ago)

	aussieguy1981

Wods won't be lighting matches ..he's more flamible than me all full of boot Polish and metho

(3 years ago)

	Wodja

did i tell ye i was a fire breather when i was a bit younger? ... yeah untill a flash back no eye lashes/brows but the bitch was burnt eye lids hert like fuk fo a week

(3 years ago)

	flitterbee

oh you saying i would light a match?lol

(3 years ago)

	flitterbee

nah, i wouldnt do that to ya

(3 years ago)

	Raven2005

Do you still have matches ?

(3 years ago)

	Wodja

no the gumit banned them

(3 years ago)

	aussieguy1981

Did they ? Pfft bloody gumit

(3 years ago)

	Raven2005

That's heavens for dat

(3 years ago)

	Wodja

they banned matches just after they banned firewerks, no need fo matches they said

(3 years ago)

	aussieguy1981

How hot was that red headed bird on the match box though

(3 years ago)

	aussieguy1981

Was the first girl I had the hots for .... before flitt even

(3 years ago)

	flitterbee

you been pervin to much, ya eyes gone funny

(3 years ago)

	aussieguy1981

Dad used to flog me for wanking on the match boxes all the time

(3 years ago)

	Wodja

na i used to do a border run at midnight and flog the matches from the strip clubs, hooters shhoter players an crazyhorse

(3 years ago)

	aussieguy1981

Might explain my coke bottle glasses flitt maby your right

(3 years ago)

	Wodja

you taking the mickey

(3 years ago)

	aussieguy1981

Jeezus wods I can just see that ...a young man loaded full of metho and boot Polish and a poket full of matches ....coppas wouldn't be game to catch you , you where a bloody time bomb

(3 years ago)

	flitterbee

possibly yes, specially if pervin mine

(3 years ago)

	aussieguy1981

And no wods I have coke bottle glasses

(3 years ago)

	Wodja

windows wound down in me fousand cc mini moke .... morris mini moke

(3 years ago)

	Wodja

not leyland mini moke or juss moke ... but morris mini moke

(3 years ago)

	aussieguy1981

I got one of those down the shed ..if you brush all the dust off it I think it's yellow underneath

(3 years ago)

	Wodja

not interested less it 1275cc can get that cross bored to 1310 twin sU's and cooper S disc fronts ... then i out run a cop car

(3 years ago)

	aussieguy1981

Beach boy casset playing as you flick matches at them

(3 years ago)

	aussieguy1981

Majestic hair blowing out the window as you give them the stink finger

(3 years ago)

	Wodja

na monty python live at dury lane parrot scetch .... EEEEE FUKN SNUFFED it ..... damn those were da days

(3 years ago)

	Wodja

:yellow?

bet that be a Leyland ...... bzzzzzt ding .... next

(3 years ago)

	aussieguy1981

Probably right wods ..I don't know much about em ...was that the same Morris that made tractors?

(3 years ago)

	Wodja

morris came in 2 colours one half way between army kahaki n green the other halfway between green n kahaki

(3 years ago)

	aussieguy1981

What was that bzzzzt ding noise ? My microwave makes that noise when dinners ready

(3 years ago)

	Wodja

yep morris motors .... made cars tractors mokes morris mgb <

(3 years ago)

	aussieguy1981

Well there you go ...see this page ain't just for boobies ..I'm going to bed and I've learnt something

(3 years ago)

	Wodja

morris mini 850cc 100cc 1100cc 1275cc morris 11-hundred pommy police used them back when

(3 years ago)

	flitterbee

How did this go from vodka on ya bollocks to mini Morris?

(3 years ago)

	Wodja

i have a talent

(3 years ago)

	flitterbee

Yes wods.... ya have lol

(3 years ago)

	flitterbee

Bed Aussie? It’s early lol

(3 years ago)

	Wodja

<<<<< the colour i painted my moke

(3 years ago)

	flitterbee

Kermit green lol

(3 years ago)

	flitterbee

And on that note, I’m off to lurkers corner, good night you crazy lot

(3 years ago)

	Wodja

yep walked into k-mart bought a spray can went out car park layed a test on the bonnet not bright enuff went back in bought a brighter can layed test patch went down paint shop bought 4liter of THAT

(3 years ago)

	Wodja

one

(3 years ago)