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Wed, 21-Dec-16 4:01 PM (7 years ago)
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I would like to experience being with a couple that will tell me what to do ,I like it when I'm told to do whatever from someone ,never have done anything like it but I know it will be a huge turn on
Boobznbunz likes this
Oh hell....I'm all over this one. Send me your credit card number and I'll tell you exactly what to do!
(7 years ago)
Ohh....and maybe try posting this in Notices too. : )
(7 years ago)
philgeez and happyhumper69 like this
i knew u would melt on this one Mark tongue
(7 years ago)
sdredd922 and MarkandLacey like this
u had mark at couple...u had mark at couple tongue
(7 years ago)
I'm like Frosty on a 90 degree day, Shy...nothing but a puddle.
(7 years ago)
just blow up lacey and your set Mark ;
(7 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
wink
(7 years ago)
Shy, you remember the scene is Frosty where the kids ride him down a hill? I do the same thing to Lacey when it snows here...she makes a great sled.
(7 years ago)
oooo.... can I play?
(7 years ago)
i remember that scene well Mark...you oil her up first I hope wink
(7 years ago)
Oh hell yes, Shy...I'm not a Grinch! Proper lubrication is key.
(7 years ago)
Shyguy1976 and happyhumper69 like this
ask Clark about that that...he has secret stuff wink
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Lacey once said she wanted to have a small orgy with Lewis and Clark. She took me deeeep into the woods and told me to wait for them, then left and said she would be right back. 14 days later I
(7 years ago)
6969Muffdiver likes this
realized it was a trick and that she wasn't coming back. sad
(7 years ago)
aww...that was mean of her sad
(7 years ago)
So is there a possibility of joining in with a couple , hope so PM me with a contact number so we can chat and arrange to possibly hook up
(7 years ago)
Seriously, Muffin Man, get to know a few of the members in your area. You never know what will happen. Good luck, sir.
(7 years ago)
Shyguy1976 likes this
Mark is wise beyond his years...listen to the man Muffdiver smile
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
^^^ Worst advice ever, Shy!! ; )
(7 years ago)
Shyguy1976 and happyhumper69 like this
I really think your pics are hot and Mark your woman have a beautiful body hot pussy as well . I enjoy being nude and doing things outdoors as well ,your a lucky guy to have such a hot looking woman
(7 years ago)
The thing is Mark is that I'm a driver and I'm always on the road and this is why I posted what I did
(7 years ago)
When diving for muffs, how long can you hold your breath, and.... do they taste anything like scallops?
(7 years ago)
I couldn't agree more, Muffin Man, I am very lucky that such a beautiful person, inside and out, puts up with my nonsense.
(7 years ago)
And thank you for the compliment.
(7 years ago)
6969Muffdiver likes this
I know, Mark it's hard for me, but I have always been 'fond' of you...: p
(7 years ago)
sdredd922 and MarkandLacey like this
Thanks for the advice mark
(7 years ago)
Ohh, and I mean no disrespect for goofing on your status, Muffin Man. There is nothing wrong with your status...I just like to goof a bit.
(7 years ago)
sdredd922, TopCat57 and Shyguy1976 like this
Mark is a sweetheartwink
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Mark can be nice to nice people, Mark can also be a complete dick to certain rude people. Mark also thinks its extremely weird when people talk about themself in the 3rd person.
(7 years ago)
sdredd922 and TopCat57 like this
Mark likes to take pics in the bathroom with balloons, we don't judge him for that, he just likes to inflate things....
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
*tossed TC some catnip with sprinkles on top*
(7 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
*tosses
(7 years ago)
^TMI....0-o
(7 years ago)
I just know Mark likes to play with dolls...blow up dolls specifically
(7 years ago)
Hey big boy, watch our dogs for us so we can have a break. They're worse than kids.
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Listens to Dolls by Ace Frehley...it's um, not creepy at all.
(7 years ago)
"I love my dolls, they always please me.."
(7 years ago)
Bob's Big Boy, Quiet....they have some delicious hot fudge sundaes there.
(7 years ago)