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Mon, 19-Dec-16 3:40 PM (7 years ago)
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In other news,the ghost shark with a retractable penis on it's head was filmed in the wild for the first time...
Does it also have a "Frickin laser beam attached to it's head?"
(7 years ago)
happyhumper69 and PApda like this
its twooo....for the first time in my life on 'ere I am being seary arse
(7 years ago)
Bobweathers likes this
Lol Lyn
(7 years ago)
Retractable? Or is it just cold at those depths?
(7 years ago)
PApda likes this
I get more reliable news from the Daily Star!
(7 years ago)
It seriously is a dickhead innit?
(7 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
dammit woman..you said the camera is off
(7 years ago)
Deffo...Your funniest today Toot wink
(7 years ago)
whiskas believes me, anyweighs
(7 years ago)
whiskeybeer likes this
i always belives ya luv...even when u said im yer first..even though i heard an echo..echo...cho....ooo...
(7 years ago)
happyhumper69 and PApda like this
lmfao
(7 years ago)