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Tue, 18-Oct-16 7:29 PM (7 years ago)
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where where's all the opposite sex
You have to turn around to do that......don't you?!?
(7 years ago)
That's a song lyric and I can't figure out where it belongs....
(7 years ago)
No Melon Balls...that's "where oh where has my little dog gone? Where oh where can he be?"
(7 years ago)
In opposite sex, does the 'Fucker' then become the 'Fuckee', and vise versa???
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Barre Chord - I'm guessing my words of wisdom from a few days ago didn't ring true with you.
(7 years ago)
BlindMelon likes this
If opposites attract are they really so opposite?
(7 years ago)
I remember in elementary school (62 years ago) that we used to have Opposite Day.
(7 years ago)
Forgive me, Mark. My mind was in the gutter & not watching PBS grin
(7 years ago)
where of where could them bitches be, the lord took em way from me...
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
^oh....
(7 years ago)
I take cock shots soooo close that you can tell my blood type...... Opposite Day!!!!!
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Savatage - Gutter Ballet
(7 years ago)
quietwacpl likes this
hermaphrodites n tg's thataway>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>......you're welcome
(7 years ago)
holy headbangers ball, batman.... mark!!
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Exactly right, Quiet! I was telling my son about Headbangers Ball and he just stared back at me vacantly...I, um, had to grab him by the head and show him how to head bang.
(7 years ago)
Ricky Rachman!!! I think that's how you spell his name. Dave Pinfield
(7 years ago)
Good stuff
(7 years ago)
true story, i painstakingly recorded the top 100 headbanger ball videos for weeks, edited commericals & all. right in the middle of the trooper.... mom & dad sex tape! shoulda popped the tab out.
(7 years ago)
whiskeybeer likes this
Ricky Rachman who made a cameo in the November Rain (someone needs to do pics with that title) video...
(7 years ago)
quietwacpl and MarkandLacey like this
Barre Chord - I'm sorry that Jagged Quiet Power Whiskey Melon Balls hijacked your status.....they're rude bastards....or one really fucked up super hero.
(7 years ago)
matt pinfield, but i'll always remember him from 120 minutes. i'm so old i remember adam curry.
(7 years ago)
BlindMelon and MarkandLacey like this
I already have a November Rain pic, Melon Balls, just waiting until November to post it.
(7 years ago)
BlindMelon likes this
i took an elimination picture this morning, but that might be an overkill
(7 years ago)
Speaking of the opposite sex..... I'm gonna go perv one of them & then be "productive"......
(7 years ago)