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Thu, 6-Oct-16 1:54 AM (7 years ago)
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happy Birthday NN, glad i could be here to join in the festivities grin
btw first status update tongue
(7 years ago)
MieleGattina likes this
Welcome to status, Toons.
(7 years ago)
l00neyt00ns likes this
Woo! Welcome to the art of status! smile
(7 years ago)
l00neyt00ns likes this
And to think I knew you way back when, looney tongue
(7 years ago)
thank you grin still getting used to it haha, been on here a few times but this is my very first own status hahaha fun so far tongue
(7 years ago)
MrsFX likes this
Hi L00ney smile
(7 years ago)
hello juicy grin
(7 years ago)
It's slow right now but sometimes status if hopping, Toons. Feel free to join in on any of the conversations and just be yourself.
(7 years ago)
Knockout_curves likes this
*is hopping
(7 years ago)
lol thanks Mark and/or lacey haha and im always myself, wheres the fun in being someone else tongue unless... hahaha
(7 years ago)
It is almost always mark in status
(7 years ago)
It's always, Mark, Toons....well, 97.32% of the time. If it's Lacey, she'll sign her name after her comments.
(7 years ago)
ah ok haha! see im learning tongue LOLz well thanks mark
(7 years ago)
I just mean treat people here like you would treat people face to face. You seem to be a nice guy.
(7 years ago)
MieleGattina likes this
lol of course, i would never disrespect anyone on here on purpose (except for myself obviously hahaha jk) and thank you mark grin
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
l00ney has been around long enough for us to have a fight and get over it wink
(7 years ago)
Looney is a nice guy, except he prefers Marvel to DC
(7 years ago)
haha juicy yeah luckily not that bad of a fight haha tongue but its a learning curve learning everyday tongue
(7 years ago)
juicy likes this
And, I see that you're Canadian. If you stick around status you'll see me talking mad, crazy shit about Canadians...it's all in jest. (Well, except for those people that eat poutine.)
(7 years ago)
lmao i love poutine tongue mmmm poutine haha
(7 years ago)
Most normal people do prefer Marvel to DC, Wonder WoMod.: )
(7 years ago)
Pffffffftttttttt
(7 years ago)
Are you one of those poutine pounders, Toons? I've heard stories about you Canadian pounding poutine like it's warm apple pie.
(7 years ago)
so for 1 i love both marvel and DC and i have my favs from both universe, on pretty equal footing, i dont think i could chooose one over the other, but #2 (awesome american pie reference haha) and
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
i dont think i would ever do that hahaha i dont want my cock smelling like gravy tongue
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
This is true, he has a Flash tshirt...lol
(7 years ago)
Ahh, You do have a sense of humor. Well, done, sir....fucking nasty that you eat poutine, but well done on the humor. : )
(7 years ago)
lmao whats the point in being serious. and next you are gonna tell me fries with vinegar are disgusting eh?... hahaha
(7 years ago)
Oh, hell no.....that's delicious!
(7 years ago)
lmao fine then we can agree on that and agree to disagree on poutine grin im canadian, we love being civil haha
(7 years ago)
pass him a serviette.. see if he knows what to do with it tongue
(7 years ago)
haha
(7 years ago)
Vegemite sandwiches & Timtams for the party! thumbup
(7 years ago)
*steals the tim tams and leaves the vegemite*
(7 years ago)
Knockout_curves likes this
id rather eat some TIM-bits haha
(7 years ago)
juicy likes this
Mmm, I just googled Poutine. Looks tasty - maybe we should add that to the party menu.
(7 years ago)
juicy likes this
I can make as much poutine as you can eat...when i go back to work on fri wink
(7 years ago)
Holy fuck, Clitty...this is the first time I've ever questioned your sanity. The people with the nice white jacket that goes on backwards will be there soon....
(7 years ago)
When I watch your vids, it's not poutine that I think about eating. wink
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
rearrange the letters and what you will be eating sounds something like it tongue
(7 years ago)
Right Mark, that's it - NO Vegemite sandwiches for you!!
(7 years ago)
lol i would eat some of that poutine haha and it is clitty
(7 years ago)
Ohhh...what a terrible punishment, Clitty. That's kinda like saying, "No more kirkj pics for you, Mark."
(7 years ago)
NN likes this
AQhh, so you DO like Vegemite! LOL
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
whats kirkj?
(7 years ago)
Whoa? You don't know kirkj?
(7 years ago)
Just check Mar's list of favourite posters l00ney. wink
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
You've been too nice for me to mess with you, Toons....it's a member here that shoves telephone poles up his butt.
(7 years ago)
omgz lolz
(7 years ago)
Do a member search, looney...I dare you
(7 years ago)
am i supposed to? and holy crap ok, im not gonna look that up then hahahaha
(7 years ago)
Doooooooo eeeeeett
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
nnnooooooooooooooooo
(7 years ago)
i dont think im gonna do it...
(7 years ago)
You can never be accepted as a REAL member of NN until you've checked out Kirkj's pics
(7 years ago)
Enjoy the current "Walrus dick" pictures he posted....I am the Eggman, I am the walrus.
(7 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
That's what I was told 6 years ago...lol
(7 years ago)
Do it... Do it... Doooo it
(7 years ago)
hahaha i dont think i can... that sounds about as pleasent as licking a frozen metal pole...
(7 years ago)
The pics are one thing...NEVER watch the vids
(7 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
you guys are starting to scare me now hahaha
(7 years ago)
Ya see that pretty blue shield I have, Toons? I got that for viewing and commenting on every one of kirk's pics and videos.
(7 years ago)
MieleGattina and NN like this
im learning who to trust tongue hahaha
(7 years ago)
Licking a frozen rusted metal pole with glass stuck to it would be more fun that looking at those pics ...
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Trust MG - she's a mod and would NEVER tell a lie. smile
(7 years ago)
I'm sure he's a very nice guy...who just happens to be famous for his unique...talent.
(7 years ago)
NN likes this
She's not just a mod, she's a Wonder WoMod.
(7 years ago)
Knockout_curves likes this
clitty arent you a mod too? and i trust MG already haha
(7 years ago)
MieleGattina likes this
I'm sure he is very deep
(7 years ago)
MieleGattina likes this
I see what you did there, KC...
(7 years ago)
Knockout_curves likes this
Suddenly black hole sun is stuck in my head
(7 years ago)
MieleGattina and MarkandLacey like this
Um...he puts the " frozen rusted metal pole with glass stuck to it" up his butt in some of the pics, Angel.
(7 years ago)
MieleGattina likes this
Well, there ya go then - that just proves you should trust ALL mods! LOL
(7 years ago)
lol im learning the hard way you shouldnt trust all mods hahaha
(7 years ago)
Seriously tho...I feel everyone should look once...then leave themselves questioning the laws of physics for the rest of their lives...
(7 years ago)
And yet, there seems to be room still, for more to fit up there!
(7 years ago)
MieleGattina likes this
Makes me feel horrible when I say stop half way through anal
(7 years ago)
you guys really arent selling this at all
(7 years ago)
You need to kirkj up, KC! Fuck, I regret typing that already...
(7 years ago)
Oh man.. My ass just puckered up
(7 years ago)
MieleGattina likes this
I can't even see how the guy sits down...not because his ass hurts but whatever he sits on instantly gets sucked up his butt.
(7 years ago)
Knockout_curves likes this
Oh fuck, there's the new worldwide catch phrase when people need to suck it up...."You need to kirkj up!"
(7 years ago)
Thanks for the laughs, and the disturbing visuals. See you guys and lovely ladies later.
(7 years ago)
haha good night mark and yeah you guys and girls are a barel of monkeys
(7 years ago)
i love it rom now on when somone is bieng a winger i will mutter "kirkj" under my breath
(7 years ago)
if i ever go check out kirkj ill let you guys know... hahaha
(7 years ago)