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	Prettyeyes005

Thu, 22-Sep-16 3:11 PM (7 years ago)

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I was just asked if I "masturbate often." I don't know what constitutes often

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	Agent_K

More than six times a day

(7 years ago)

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	Agent_K

Sorry, Six times a week

(7 years ago)

	LikesTwo

Fine line for sure, if you've had carpel tunnel surgery from doing it then it's probably too much.

(7 years ago)

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	dirtycopper

Well, if it's interfering with the rest of your life, that's too often. Otherwise it's fine.

(7 years ago)

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	MarkandLacey

^^ DC quoted that straight from the Perv Handbook.

(7 years ago)

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	lennynatural

But what if the purpose of your life IS masturbation? It would be impossible to measure "often" .

(7 years ago)

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	dirtycopper

Mark, I wrote the book.

(7 years ago)

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	justcuz

If you have one arm like Popeye and the other is like Olive Oyl, THEN it's too often

(7 years ago)

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	Prettyeyes005

Lenny said it better than i could lol

(7 years ago)

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	Prettyeyes005

Lolled me clarify, I'm not saying the purpose of my life is masturbation, I just think it's hard to measure "often" I

(7 years ago)

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	Prettyeyes005

Wow *let

(7 years ago)

	dirtycopper

well if your fingers always look like you've been soaking in a bath for hours....

(7 years ago)

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	Prettyeyes005

But what if you think once a week is often

(7 years ago)

	dirtycopper

LOL. true. Maybe you should have asked them to clarify.

(7 years ago)

	LikesTwo

Did they specify the question was in regards to self masturbation?

(7 years ago)

	Jagged_Edges

so the question is...How often(many time a day/week) do you mastubate....for the inquiriering minds out there...defo not me ;p

(7 years ago)

	LordRebellion

For me: two times a day or more is often. 1 time a day is not.

(7 years ago)

	LuLusBakery

I am wondering....who asks such a question? And why? Because if someone asked me this, they'd be risking a smack at the very least.

(7 years ago)

	Jagged_Edges

don't be so nosey lulul..soo...how much do you...lol

(7 years ago)

	LuLusBakery

I think this is one of those "better to leave you guessing" moments.

(7 years ago)

	Jagged_Edges

yes and no lulu...although intriguing to peek into someones sex life , the answer is not always good when the fantasy of ones mind doesn't match the reality...hence yes/no answer ;p

(7 years ago)

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	LuLusBakery

"...the answer is not always good when the fantasy of ones mind doesn't match the reality" EXACTLY!

(7 years ago)

	Jagged_Edges

<< not just a hat rack on my shoulders ;p

(7 years ago)

	whiskeybeer

i heard you can go bling if you touch your holiest of holy's..

(7 years ago)

	lennynatural

^^^^ only on a Holy Day.

(7 years ago)

	whiskeybeer

every day is holy when u carry hesus with you...if only the fucker would stop eating all them tacos though... #diosmio

(7 years ago)

	LordRebellion

it's a valid question though, Lulu.

(7 years ago)

	Jagged_Edges

^ after you get to know someone...to soon is like asking a woman her age or weight.

(7 years ago)

	LordRebellion

My timing is always perfect, JE. ;P

(7 years ago)

	Jagged_Edges

then I hope you know lulu well enough to asked...if not...DUCK!...incoming.

(7 years ago)

	LordRebellion

Also, I never ask women their age, height or weight etc etc. Non of that concerns me until specific situations - ie - bday .. clothes/lingerie. Other than that though...

(7 years ago)

	LordRebellion

I'm eaither attracted to a woman or I'm not.

(7 years ago)

	LordRebellion

Besides, a bit of slapping is exciting. I'm

(7 years ago)

	LordRebellion

... kinky like that.

(7 years ago)

	Jagged_Edges

your timing might be good but sizing up a woman without having to ask id key

(7 years ago)

	shaqila

^ Kinky fucker

Hiya LR xox

(7 years ago)

	LordRebellion

Clearly you've never bought a bra.

(7 years ago)

	Jagged_Edges

yea but it was for shags hubby...she asked me too

(7 years ago)

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	Jagged_Edges

and when getting shaggy a bra I just say to the department help..."I need an over the shoulder boulder holder"

(7 years ago)

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	shaqila

I'm still waiting for you to come over and be my personal titty holder JE

(7 years ago)

	LordRebellion

Halo sha!

(7 years ago)

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	Jagged_Edges

gonna have to work out for that shag dems is sum bigguns ;p

(7 years ago)

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	shaqila

You could share your caseload with LR.. that way you guys won't throw your backs out

(7 years ago)

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	Jagged_Edges

only problem there is ,I don't share my toys

(7 years ago)

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	shaqila

Selfish fugger

(7 years ago)

	Jagged_Edges

damn skippy bish!

(7 years ago)

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	LordRebellion

Ohhh. Ha! I know how to manhandle a boob!

(7 years ago)

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	shaqila

Be gentle with me LR

(7 years ago)

	LordRebellion

I'm always a gentleman .. even when I'm being rough

(7 years ago)

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	shaqila

Ohhh I like rough

(7 years ago)

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