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Fri, 3-Jun-16 8:41 PM (7 years ago)
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Guys, I don't want to be treated as your equal. I want to be treated a lot better than you!
Not much chance of that happening to be honest... Just resetting your expectations to avoid your future disappointment wink
(7 years ago)
MrsFX likes this
^^ And this is one of the 152 reasons that Rev is still a virgin.
(7 years ago)
MCiCi likes this
And very proud of it too... One day somebody special can take it. But they're really going to have to be amazing. I have such pride and value in my virginity.
(7 years ago)
I heard you'll give it up for a Happy Meal and half a bottle of Guinness.
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS and Revord2 like this
Depends on the toy in the Happy Meal. And I don't drink Guinness, that's gut rot we sell to tourists. It's a full bottle of Westvleteren 12 or no go.
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS and DubbleStrubble like this
I also heard that you put Guinness in your Lucky Charms...
(7 years ago)
That's two more myths we peddle to unsuspecting Murkin tourists. It's actually Carlsberg over Cheerios... Or Cheerybergs as they're better known among the locals.
(7 years ago)
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