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Sat, 7-May-16 3:15 PM (7 years ago)
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Just wish I had a nice slut I could fuck and cum in no questions asked this morning.
Would that be just before, or just after you learnt to walk upright?0-o
(7 years ago)
You got that off a Hallmark card, didn't you?
(7 years ago)
Ladies, an orderly queue please...
(7 years ago)
TopCat57 and bullet0 like this
I'm just saying what we're all thinking.
(7 years ago)
Ummm, no, no you're not.
(7 years ago)
bullet0 likes this
I can guarantee that I'm not thinking that. : )
(7 years ago)
^^^^Second TC
(7 years ago)
What many are thinking probably. Your prerogative.
(7 years ago)
bullet0 likes this
^^ Rox is thinking it. : )
(7 years ago)
bullet0 and RoxanneS like this
You know me so well, Mark. : ) But really, when I read his status, my first thought was "don't they make sex dolls anymore?" : )
(7 years ago)
TopCat57 and MarkandLacey like this
*hides Pringles tube*
(7 years ago)
Seriously, Bullet, there's obviously nothing wrong with wanting sex. The terminology just seems a bit publicly crude.
(7 years ago)
I would have said "horny slut" instead of "nice slut." : )
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS likes this
Pringles tube, the poor mans fleshlight?
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Mark! All nice sluts are horny. That's what makes a slut nice. : )
(7 years ago)
bullet0 likes this
which flavour tho...hmmm *ponders* salt and minge? : p
(7 years ago)
Sour cream and hives...
(7 years ago)
*chives tongue
(7 years ago)
Hmmm, I knew there was something familiar about you mentioning the word "horny," Rox....I just found it.
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS likes this
This is quite entertaining.
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS likes this
Enjoy because most days your status as is would get zero notice. : )
(7 years ago)
Personally, I like a horny, lil, beautiful bitch that wants me to fuck and cum inside her grin
(7 years ago)
bullet0 likes this
That's the great thing about statuses like this, Bullet. You'll either get absolutely no responses or a Pringle's can full of fuckery.
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS and bullet0 like this
Rox, TC and I think alike too much. We make similar comments at about the same time.
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS and TopCat57 like this
And Lord is just a nasty perv! : )
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS likes this
I am indeed grin
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS likes this
Also, I'm a brilliant fuck.
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS likes this
Do you draw Brilliant Minds math equations while fucking, Lord?
(7 years ago)
LordRebellion likes this
Of course, LR. Who could contest it? : P
(7 years ago)
LordRebellion likes this
Yes... To work out the perfect position, timing and rhythm
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
That's too much planning....sometimes you just have to let passion take over and get wild.
(7 years ago)
Just go with the Big Bang theory smile
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
A brilliant mind has no plan ... Just passion, nature and function grin
(7 years ago)
Wait a minute...what about "fail to plan, plan to fail"?
(7 years ago)
I totally agree with the sentiment, perhaps just worded differently to how some would like it, I for example would love a sexy female to be as horny as me, and want me to fuck her as much as I want to
(7 years ago)
That's the ideal, isn't it, lactate? To find someone whose sexual appetite matches your own?
(7 years ago)
lactate likes this
Definitely Rox, absolutely imperative to have matching desires, not necessarily fantasies, one should be flexible and accommodating where possible, but having equal appetite and desire is perfect!!
(7 years ago)