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Fri, 6-May-16 8:14 PM (7 years ago)
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Looking for some sweet Titties to fuck!!!
Hmmm...five minutes with no offer? Who wouldn't be lining up?
(7 years ago)
If only i had sweet titties, MG!
(7 years ago)
If I had titties I would be first in line! Who can resist a tittie fuck from a random stranger on the internet?!?
(7 years ago)
curiousAdam and RoxanneS like this
I offered mine but no one likes flat yeti tits
(7 years ago)
Yeti milk is catching on though....it stays cold for hours!
(7 years ago)
MieleGattina and RoxanneS like this
Oh,but you do, sak! You do! Go ahead, get in line...you can actually cut ahead of me if you'd like, I'll wait smile Adam, I literally lol'd at your comment, btw...
(7 years ago)
curiousAdam likes this
Yeah, but if have you tried milking a yeti? Not worth the danger
(7 years ago)
Is it better than wampa milk?
(7 years ago)
it is sweeter tasting
(7 years ago)
panzerkunst666 likes this
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how a true group of nerdy pervs completely derail a status. You're welcome.
(7 years ago)
I saw a Yeti cooler for $1400 the other day. Who the hell spends that kinda money for a cooler?
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS likes this
People with way too much money and that drink beer way too slow.
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS likes this
Mark, please dont't mention Yeti coolers...lol. I can't explain, but I've learned to truly hate that company...
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
My first car didn't cost that much.
(7 years ago)
phn511 and deepsea69 like this
It was ONE KIDNEY, mg, jesus, let it go already
(7 years ago)
I liked your comment without reading the whole thread, panzer.
(7 years ago)
But a person only has two to start with!!!! *shakes head*
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Ok, I read the whole thread now. : D Thank you for the laughs. BTW, 511, your profile pic confuses me.
(7 years ago)
MieleGattina likes this
There are, um, issues with the profile pic.
(7 years ago)
What's wrong with my status update??? Someone having fun...need it for real though!!
(7 years ago)
Nothing wrong with your status, other than probably won't work. It actually provided the rest of us about 40 minutes of entertainment.
(7 years ago)
Do you want real tits or photo shopped tits?
(7 years ago)
Taking the time to photoshop is always great!!
(7 years ago)
.....but real is always better wink
(7 years ago)
Ah, we have moved on from "need" to "want". Getting closer wink
(7 years ago)
Photo shop is never a good idea.
(7 years ago)