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	Hornypoett

Tue, 29-Mar-16 3:03 PM (8 years ago)

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Have u ever seen or heard a guy that tore a hole up on the artficial pussy and make it loose/usesless right at the first use? and it happened three times with different toys? well that's me!..

	ilovepussy

It's probably because your cock is so fucking big right?

(8 years ago)

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	Hornypoett

@ilovepussy, That just might be one of the reasons, but I'd put my money on they just doesn't stimulate well as a real woman and not as durable as for 'hard use' either.

(8 years ago)

	ilovepussy

Lube lube lube and more lube. I have no idea what toy you are "too big" for but lube makes all the differance

(8 years ago)

	Hornypoett

LoL, Thanks for advice, really, but just for the record, I was already using a half of a regular lube-tube at the time..

(8 years ago)

	Hornypoett

'n I promised myself not to spend any more bucks for them cuz I clearly seen that they can't make up for real woman's pussy. I just had to to tell for other fellows here who may wanna buy one..

(8 years ago)

	ilovepussy

Buy a better quality toy and I'm sure you won't break it in one day. I've seen some guys on here with way bigger dicks using fake pussies with no problems.

(8 years ago)

	ilovepussy

I've broken some of the cheaper toys and I don't have a big cock. I got a fleshlight and love it. I've seen some pretty big dudes fucking the crap out of those things and they don't break

(8 years ago)

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	Hornypoett

Well It might be my "approach" to it was wrong after all, but idk, still I'd say "some like it rough"!.. (with a gritty voice too)

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(8 years ago)

	Hornypoett

Thinking about it, I'd rather extend my premium here on NN instead of a fleslight, and no I'm not that rich to buy both lol, I'm just a starving artist!..

(8 years ago)

	TopCat57

1st world problems...eh...

(8 years ago)

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	ilovepussy

You wouln't regret purchasing a fleshlight. Damn near as good as the real thing and they can take a pounding from even the biggests cocks out there

(8 years ago)

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	TopCat57

Ezcept you can; invite a felshlight out for dinner, good conversation, loveley food and wine. Etc Etc...

(8 years ago)

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	TopCat57

*Except* *can't* ffs...

(8 years ago)

	ilovepussy

True TC. It is just a fucktoy. I think everybody understands it doesn't have feelings. It is a good stand in for dry spells.

(8 years ago)

	TopCat57

FFS! Lovely*

(8 years ago)

	Hornypoett

Wow man, what a way to advertise it!.. Throw a product on the market and let "mouth to mouth" do the work. I may put it in my book to buy one in the future, thanks to you lol!..

(8 years ago)

	TopCat57

I have two hands, dextrous fingers and an imagination, the thought of 'rogering' a cold plastic flange does utterly nothing for me...

(8 years ago)

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	ilovepussy

Deffo not plastic TC......and soaked in luke warm water for a few minutes takes care of the chill.

(8 years ago)

	ilovepussy

Although this is not mouth to mouth, I'm sure the makers of the fleshlight count on internet chatter to advertise them.

(8 years ago)

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	Hornypoett

@TopCat57, I can totally agree with what you just wrote there!.. and that's what included in the "stimulation" package too as I was said..

(8 years ago)

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	ilovepussy

(8 years ago)

	stretch

I spanked it so hard once I broke 3 fingers. Does that count?

(8 years ago)

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	DubbleStrubble

If only everyone could be in a pussy rich period of their lives huh

(8 years ago)

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	stretch

Everyone should have a drought contingency plan.

(8 years ago)

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	EmuLater

I keep 6 bottles of water in the fridge

(8 years ago)

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	ilovepussy

Women have had realisic toys for many years. It is about time use guys have something so "lifelike" to enjoy when a real woman is not available.

(8 years ago)

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	DubbleStrubble

That's an interesting point ILP. It doesn't seem fair that our toys are acceptable and yours aren't.

(8 years ago)

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	LordRebellion

That's cuz ... Historically speaking ... Women have been our toys.

(8 years ago)

	EmuLater

I'd have thought women would do better with unrealistic men as toys

(8 years ago)

	DubbleStrubble

Funny shit you two

(8 years ago)

	ilovepussy

LOL......I'm sure you know what I mean.

(8 years ago)

	DubbleStrubble

I was being serious. Women's toys are mainstream, men's toys are ...... a bit of a joke tbh.

(8 years ago)

	ilovepussy

yea. I really like the fleshlight toy I got. Beats the pants off of all the other things I have had over the years. It is very strong too and easy to clean.

(8 years ago)

	EmuLater

Dishwasher?

(8 years ago)

	ilovepussy

LOL.....no!!!

(8 years ago)

	DubbleStrubble

Think of all those poor blow up dolls, out of work, on the dole, all because of fleshlights

(8 years ago)

	EmuLater

Non recyclable, all in land fill!

(8 years ago)

	DubbleStrubble

Such sad faces too

(8 years ago)

	DubbleStrubble

And some of them were soooo ..... 'armless

(8 years ago)

	EmuLater

The look a bit legless too when deflated

(8 years ago)

	DubbleStrubble

I bet a fleshlight doesn't do the dishes, or the ironing, or the bitching and nagging

(8 years ago)

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	TopCat57

Does one actuallky have a light function? As in a bulb?

(8 years ago)

	TopCat57

Fuck this new keyboard!!! actually*

(8 years ago)

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	DubbleStrubble

I believe lights flash, bells ring and the earth moves, but please don't take my word for it!

(8 years ago)

	TopCat57

I shall write too Mrs.Trellis of north wales on the matter...

(8 years ago)

	DubbleStrubble

Good plan, she was the prototype ....

(8 years ago)

	TopCat57

But one could watch said programme whilst applying said device to one's

(8 years ago)

	TopCat57

Todger

(8 years ago)