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Mon, 14-Dec-15 11:38 AM (8 years ago)
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Suck on it
and the magic word?
(8 years ago)
RoxanneS likes this
Please
(8 years ago)
still hard?
(8 years ago)
Hell ya
(8 years ago)
leakage?
(8 years ago)
i got ointment for that leaking problem .....ooops sorry did i kill the mood
(8 years ago)
mmm it did a bit......and your rash?
(8 years ago)
gone now after that ointment you gave me ......yours?
(8 years ago)
incurable they reckon...sorry
(8 years ago)
rub the green end of a goose turd on it ....i heard that helps
(8 years ago)
nah,thats anold husbands taley
(8 years ago)
ooops *tale
(8 years ago)
oh really ...ummm well just ignore the goose i just put in the post for ya smile
(8 years ago)
by pigeon post?
(8 years ago)
yeah should get there in a month or so it should be fine i poked holes in the box
(8 years ago)
what with?
(8 years ago)
a carving knife ....oh shit !
(8 years ago)
bird brain
(8 years ago)
do you reakon river who started this chat is still hard ?
(8 years ago)
yep bird brains probly in the box when you open it ...sorry bout that
(8 years ago)
nah, I reckon he came and it's just a trickle now
(8 years ago)
arrr the old goose in a box pushes em over the edge every time
(8 years ago)
mmm ok,so watch the birdie dont apply here then?
(8 years ago)
nope ....and i think your right ...it is incurable
(8 years ago)
but only for guys...but never mind eh ..when it drops off, will you donate the remains to science?
(8 years ago)
yes i figure they could make a sleeping bag for a homeless person from it ....do my bit for society
(8 years ago)
and his partner too,if they shove up a bit
(8 years ago)
haha .. its usually a dick in the bum....but that would be a bum in a dicksmile
(8 years ago)
vewwy suttull....you'd know all about that then wink
(8 years ago)
helping the homeless with genital sleeping bags ?...not really its going to be a first
(8 years ago)
of course, dicks and bums is your specialist subject,isnt it? ...
(8 years ago)
You pair are sick....I love it LOL
(8 years ago)
uh? *looks all innocent like*
(8 years ago)
Not believing ya lyns. smile
(8 years ago)
sorry ...i got caught up in the board game smile ....yeah never trust the innocent face
(8 years ago)