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Mon, 26-Oct-15 8:22 AM (8 years ago)
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any ladies wont to join me for lunch
ok,I will see you in the usual place at half twelve....and no, I won't forget the supa glue..
(8 years ago)
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great wink
(8 years ago)
two hours,two sodding hours !!!! and all you come back with is "great" an a greasy smile??????
(8 years ago)
oh, what you have suffered to understand humanity in its polymorphous perversity. My heart and tongue go out to you! My tongue lingers...as you begin to squirm, and sigh just a bit....
(8 years ago)
Yes, it's deffo time for some more R&R.
(8 years ago)
wastin me talent on 'ere
(8 years ago)
nah...your street level humor was passed over in an effort to preserve your honor; but if you insist.... smile
(8 years ago)
having spent my life in the gutter, street level will do for me wink
(8 years ago)
my hairy urchin of love heart heart heart; there is nothing I could deny you...vulgar (despite everything!) though you may be.
(8 years ago)
but you adore it, my seductress from the upper echelons of society
(8 years ago)
I adore; I'm addicted; I swoon! Because you're the tops, you're the Mona Lisa, why, you're....celephane!!! grin
(8 years ago)
is that like sellophane only more transparent?
(8 years ago)
what can I say? you see right through me!
(8 years ago)
as clear as mud..
(8 years ago)
you can take a girl out the gutter, but you can't take the gutter out of the girl lol!
(8 years ago)
oi,do you mind kerbing your language
(8 years ago)
woof!
(8 years ago)
barkin mad
(8 years ago)
learned it from Ellen
(8 years ago)
vewwy suttull
(8 years ago)