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Wed, 23-Sep-15 10:06 PM (8 years ago)
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Went to the doctors today,I said it hurts when I do this (picture me lifting my arm up), he said "well don't do it then".......boom boom
I used to get a stabbing pain in my eye when I drank tea...
(8 years ago)
then I remembered to take the spoon out
(8 years ago)
Love it steel,will use that one at work tomorrow smile
(8 years ago)
I got fantastic news from my doc. I asked if after the surgery I would be able to play the guitar? He said sure U can as soon as U heal. I said wow awesome cause I never played before
(8 years ago)
badum bum
(8 years ago)
Doctor said to me "did you come on the bus" I said "no,I cum in the shower like I always do" boom boom
(8 years ago)
told the eye doc I don't see well far away. How far? I don't know. Look out the window what do U see? I said "the sun"
(8 years ago)
He asked me "so how far do U need to see"?
(8 years ago)
I said to the doc "I've eaten something that disagrees with me" he said "no you haven't" smile
(8 years ago)
my doc told me I was 60 lbs overweight, I said I want a 2nd opinion, he said ok ur ugly too
(8 years ago)
I said to him "I feel depressed" "Why" he said "I backed a horse at ten to one" I replied "How much did you win?" "I didn't it came in at quarter to four" boom boom
(8 years ago)