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Sat, 1-Aug-15 12:43 PM (8 years ago)
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I really, really...and I mean really don't like tributes. It's like pouring rotten cream over something tasteful like strawberries... I just can't say "thanks for that", sorry tongue
cum as rotten cream??? hmmm....strange sexual attitude smile
(8 years ago)
cum in real life is a whole different story!
(8 years ago)
Wanna tribute one of my pics Jl? smile
(8 years ago)
I would have to agree with you
(8 years ago)
any time, clitty tongue
(8 years ago)
this I'd like to see grin
(8 years ago)
besides.... Sandman!! Hello again!... and g'morning guit smile
(8 years ago)
Somewhere, deep in the forest, a tree is wheeping at the thought of being turned into a tribute. sad
(8 years ago)
good morning
(8 years ago)
Mark was there ..he heard the tree sad sad
(8 years ago)
I'll just sit in the corner...on the naughty chair then
(8 years ago)
And then the tree fell on me Voy, but no one was around to hear me scream....or did I scream?
(8 years ago)
screamed like a stuck pig....Lacey ratted you out tongue tongue
(8 years ago)
I was hiding and you didn't see me; you not only screamed, you wept like a baby; the good news is that the experience was real! the bad new...uh...maybe I'll top here. smile
(8 years ago)
Oh, don't worry Birdman, I saw you flapping from tree to tree with your chest all puffed out.
(8 years ago)
I can understand that some folk get off on it, but it's just about impossible doing it when you're only online via iPhones! So I totally stress straight away that I can't do them!
(8 years ago)
let alone the mess on your phone you'd have to wipe off
(8 years ago)
According to my extremely inaccurrate internet experiment, 93.2% of all women who request a tribute, well, they have a penis.
(8 years ago)
^^Exactly! grin I did actually do one recently for someone who wanted one, but I didn't even get a thanks/acknowledgment back, nevermind posted on her page! I So why should I bloody well bother at all.?
(8 years ago)
contradiction in terms, M&L: you should seek to practice precise speech. smile
(8 years ago)
I'm a walking contradition (Green Day) except when I'm in the woods weeping like a little baby.
(8 years ago)
I do not care for them at all either
(8 years ago)
who said "little"? if anything, you seemed a rather large baby to me! but then, my view was occluded. redeyes
(8 years ago)
93.2% is probably right. Only thing is, the 6.8% who are female and genuinely do appreciate tributes then feel as though they're in pretty grim company.
(8 years ago)
Aww....did your puffed out chest block the view? Sometimes it's hard to see the forest when you're lurking in the trees...or something like that.
(8 years ago)
twue sad
(8 years ago)
While it does have it's use's, I've come to the conclusion that social media has dumbed down society to a certain extent! Pointless drama and cliques, trolling, favouritism.
(8 years ago)
Do double cumtributes apply also.
(8 years ago)
So it's kinda like "real" life on steroids, John?
(8 years ago)
that's bukkake wink
(8 years ago)
bukkake isn't the trend that some had hoped it would be lol
(8 years ago)
ButtCocky is still a trend though.
(8 years ago)
I heard that from others
(8 years ago)
back to a little afternoon nap outside in the sun... you all have a nice day smile
(8 years ago)