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Mon, 10-Mar-14 12:37 AM (10 years ago)
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I hate when people see me at the grocery store and they are like: "hey what are you doing here?" And I'm just like: " mmm oh you know, hunting elephants."
Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.
(10 years ago)
Seriously , I don't know when exactly that UFO landed & dumped all the stupid people here, but apparently it's not coming back for them.
(10 years ago)
I say something like..ah I'm gonna hold the place up...or I got the runs...closest toilet I could find. .. Don't go in there.
(10 years ago)
Next time a stranger talks to me, I'll look at them shocked and just whisper " you can see me?"
(10 years ago)