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MrPeaNess's Recent Statuses
Fri, 27-Mar-20 5:00 AM (4 years ago)
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Having a dick is awesome! If u get bored, JACK OFF! can't sleep JACK OFF! got an extra minute JACK OFF! the wind blows JACK OFF! umm I gotta go, it's time to JACK OFF!
HardAlligator960 and 001Bella like this
Sun, 24-Apr-16 2:11 PM (8 years ago)
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what do you call a truckload masturbating bulls?????
You heffers should get a life smile
(8 years ago)
vewwy dwoll.....as he cowers in the background
(8 years ago)
omg! look honey those bulls are masturbating!!! cover the children's eyes;!!! lmao!!!
(8 years ago)
I herd all these puns before. Steer me in the direction of something original wink
(8 years ago)
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Oh I forgot lol it's BEEF STROKIN OFF!
(4 years ago)
Sun, 24-Apr-16 1:28 PM (8 years ago)
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the "U.S. open masturbational Olympics" are Cummings soon!
you know he meant that b**** over and play her like a real farmer LOL LOL
(8 years ago)
bent* plowed*
(8 years ago)
now I'm confused
(8 years ago)
earth-talk isn't alway easy to follow
(8 years ago)
that's what she said
(8 years ago)
Thu, 22-Jan-15 7:11 AM (9 years ago)
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i have the most useless dick in the world...
my boss says I am the most useless dick in the world ....
(9 years ago)
donate them to science then...
(9 years ago)
How is this the most useless dick in the world? It looks great to me, and since it appears to be intact, you are a most fortunate American man to have escaped the knife. I'd give anything to be intact
(8 years ago)