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lovesoily's Recent Statuses
Mon, 25-Jul-11 12:00 PM (12 years ago)
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Would love to find a sexy lady with similar sexy interests... life isnt perfect!
Wed, 6-Jul-11 8:21 PM (12 years ago)
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is it just me but do i look dead in my new profile pic???
shameless self promotion there tongue lmao but actually it's not one of your best x x x
(12 years ago)
Agreed... but will have to do for now. Be ok if someone took it for me.. hard otherwise
(12 years ago)
Can't tell - you cropped off the important indicator.
(12 years ago)
Wed, 6-Jul-11 8:00 PM (12 years ago)
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So glad I kept my account after all... im bloody single again!!
Sun, 19-Jun-11 5:29 PM (12 years ago)
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is outta here. x
Cya later sexy xxx
(12 years ago)
Sun, 19-Jun-11 5:07 PM (12 years ago)
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what you dont do after eating a pack of spicy nuts is touch ANYTHING remotely sensitive sad
Good lord. There are some places cayenne pepper should never go.
(12 years ago)
once had a piss after using Olbas oil - never again !
(12 years ago)
dont think bell ends were supposed to get this warm
(12 years ago)
dont chop chillis without washing hands after
(12 years ago)
Sun, 19-Jun-11 4:48 PM (12 years ago)
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Just waited nearly an hour for my missus to reply to my text..... what did i get back? lol... grrrrrr
ffs or wtf spring to mind m8
(12 years ago)
maybe shes busy tongue lol
(12 years ago)
ok, she's at work.. but in nearly an hour im sure she could type more than one bloody word... one i hate too. LOL
(12 years ago)
My mistress doesnt answer her fellas texts when I'm fuckin her so maybe camgirls right?
(12 years ago)
If she's getting cock on my DILF day i wont be happy. tongue
(12 years ago)
Sun, 19-Jun-11 4:40 PM (12 years ago)
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If its fathers day does that mean its also DILF day??
id say FILF lol
(12 years ago)
hmmmmm.....makes sense to me.
(12 years ago)
Sat, 18-Jun-11 1:10 AM (12 years ago)
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Aghhh bugger!
Sat, 18-Jun-11 12:09 AM (12 years ago)
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What could be worse than being stuck at work and horny??
getting your cock lopped off with chainsaw?
(12 years ago)
ok.. thats one... but what else eh?!
(12 years ago)
Being stuck with one hot lady when you don't have a cock?
(12 years ago)
ok.. I lose. sad
(12 years ago)
geting mobbed by some blue-man-Groupies....
(12 years ago)
Mon, 13-Jun-11 10:54 PM (12 years ago)
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Too bloody warm! Would love to have the guts to stand outside naked and enjoy the breeze!
strip and wrap yourself in a short towel....every so often loosen it and open it for a peek....can your neighbours see you?? *lix*
(12 years ago)
not sure which side of the houses they sleep in... just my luck t get cought
(12 years ago)
it wouldnt be so bad..they'd get just a big a thrill as you will *lix*
(12 years ago)
Sun, 12-Jun-11 10:56 AM (12 years ago)
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I neeeed some pussy, pussy, pussy is what i neeeed.. hey hey!
Sat, 11-Jun-11 6:25 AM (12 years ago)
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good horny morning.
evening
(12 years ago)
ok... horny evening. wink may as well be for me.
(12 years ago)
Sat, 11-Jun-11 2:49 AM (12 years ago)
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Someone please keep me awake.... ughhhh!
At least you're in the right country Lou. x
(12 years ago)
whos in the right country?
(12 years ago)
loucifer is.
(12 years ago)
me
(12 years ago)
ahh ok
(12 years ago)
Sat, 11-Jun-11 2:35 AM (12 years ago)
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ohhh... the sun's coming up, guess that means its not long till bed!
are the birds singing yet?
(12 years ago)
Not here in the control room... air conditioner sounds like shit though. x
(12 years ago)
Sat, 11-Jun-11 2:24 AM (12 years ago)
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is feeling a tad loved up. smile
yay wink
(12 years ago)
These cheese rolls are just the biz!
(12 years ago)
lol
(12 years ago)
Sat, 11-Jun-11 1:01 AM (12 years ago)
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missus on the blob... not good timing!!!!
bad luck dude ...
(12 years ago)
Sat, 11-Jun-11 12:31 AM (12 years ago)
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2 effadrine in my hand... shall i???
y u want your heart to race and have muscle spasms ?
(12 years ago)
make you breathe easier lol
(12 years ago)
Not if ya wanna sleep in the next few hours lol
(12 years ago)
to make me sleep i take 2 paracetamol or 12 beer .. lol (depends if i have to work the next day..)
(12 years ago)
Means I'll end up abusing myself sexually when i get home!
(12 years ago)
Sat, 11-Jun-11 12:09 AM (12 years ago)
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who wants to play with my ding a ling?
me !!! lol
(12 years ago)
i do
(12 years ago)
I used to get in trouble playin that song...
(12 years ago)
muahahaha
(12 years ago)
Thu, 9-Jun-11 11:46 PM (12 years ago)
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ta da!!
Thu, 9-Jun-11 2:36 AM (12 years ago)
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I want my bed!!
It's where you left it.
(12 years ago)
Unfortunately you're not wrong Cock.. Iv just not seen it for 20hrs!
(12 years ago)
Thu, 9-Jun-11 2:21 AM (12 years ago)
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guess i had better do 15 mins of work... wooo hooo!
Thu, 9-Jun-11 1:38 AM (12 years ago)
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Im thinking about the door bell... when ya gunna ring it... when ya gunna ring it??
Thu, 9-Jun-11 1:33 AM (12 years ago)
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Its Yawn'o'clock
loucifer2010 likes this
Thu, 9-Jun-11 1:06 AM (12 years ago)
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Is reading some of his random spam msn messages... hows this one. 'cock sexy busty triangle salad'.... haha!
private messages lol as i f u attract more men weird xx
(12 years ago)
I am a certain cock tease by all accounts... not sure thats good or bad these days.We should have a contest some night. Oh Private messages... how do you send them?? ;p xx
(12 years ago)
Oh and if you wernt so bloody sexy you wouldnt get any messages so its your fault! wink xx
(12 years ago)
haha u charmer wink xx
(12 years ago)
oooooo a contest xxxx
(12 years ago)
Thu, 9-Jun-11 12:51 AM (12 years ago)
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think he might have quiet time....
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