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Wow. Been a while
Thu, 6-Oct-11 11:00 AM (12 years ago)
Gutted to say this but due to some abuse from people on this site and threats too we are going to have to bow out of NN for a while, maybe forever. Had 4 years of fun, take care, hope to come back.
Wed, 28-Sep-11 8:49 AM (12 years ago)
This is massively sad but I sometimes refresh the 'sent message' page to see when someone has ready my PM, stalker/weirdo alert
Mon, 26-Sep-11 10:06 AM (12 years ago)
I swear to fucking good someone has just posted a girl I went to school with on here, I went to PM and they'd gone! I can't believe it!! that's going to be one hell of an interesting conversation!!
Wed, 14-Sep-11 11:13 AM (12 years ago)
Purr, you are NOT eating my ass or licking my balls, how many times do I have to tell you? and STOP sending me pics of you and your sister you weirdo!!! x
Wed, 14-Sep-11 10:45 AM (12 years ago)
Slightly geeky question. If I set my YiM setting to show that I am offline to someone and I then delete that person from my list will I still appear offline to them on their list thereby never.....
Wed, 14-Sep-11 10:41 AM (12 years ago)
I've slept with enough ladies of the night to know that a picture of your 'girlfriend' on a bed next to some lube, tissues, condoms and a crappy lamp ain't really your girlfriend.
Wed, 14-Sep-11 8:35 AM (12 years ago)
I'm so good at sex I've got it down to 20 seconds #Usain'shothis'Bolt
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Tue, 13-Sep-11 10:19 AM (12 years ago)
The only thing worse than silicon implants is a cardboard box.
Mon, 12-Sep-11 10:04 AM (12 years ago)
New guy's first day in the office today, he's wearing a thong under his trousers, this could get interesting!!
Wed, 7-Sep-11 11:29 AM (12 years ago)
Dagnamit!! last PM used, hotties come online!! buggeration and fuckatron
Thu, 1-Sep-11 12:21 PM (12 years ago)
You know if you eat too much Asparagus your wee smells funny, does the same apply to eating too much cheese? otherwise Houston we have a problem!! 
Wed, 31-Aug-11 11:58 AM (12 years ago)
Just bought my mother in law a lovely pen for her birthday, hopefully that'll stop the fucker escaping out the kitchen
Wed, 31-Aug-11 10:11 AM (12 years ago)
Just bought the mother in law some crotchless knickers, not to be sexy, just so she can get a better grip on her broomstick.
Tue, 30-Aug-11 10:04 PM (12 years ago)
Just got back from a 4 day holiday, had left front door unlocked, doh!!
Fri, 26-Aug-11 11:49 AM (12 years ago)
Just got back from playing frisbee with my dog, to be honest it was pretty shit, think I need a flatter dog.
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Wed, 17-Aug-11 7:58 AM (12 years ago)
Last nights curry is a damn sight hotter coming out than it was going in!!