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Tue, 22-Oct-13 9:28 AM (10 years ago)
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony
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Wed, 13-Jul-11 6:51 PM (12 years ago)
EuroMillions, £161,653,000.00 in the fund, what do I get £2.90 for fucks sake
Fri, 11-Mar-11 11:30 PM (13 years ago)
I inveted the cold air baloon last week, but it never took off.
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Fri, 11-Mar-11 4:06 PM (13 years ago)
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Fri, 4-Feb-11 11:56 AM (13 years ago)
Now here's the plan. When he offers me the swords, I kick him in the nuts and you set fire to the building. In the confusion we claim a draw.
Sat, 18-Dec-10 12:03 AM (13 years ago)
Tell them I came, and no one answered,That I kept my word
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Sat, 4-Dec-10 4:45 PM (13 years ago)
Your lipstick stains On the front lobe of my left side brains I knew I wouldn't forget you
Sat, 4-Dec-10 12:32 AM (13 years ago)
Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec
