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Wednesday, February 5, 2014, 11:37:14 AM- thoughts of the day
sticking 2 heart month
not all things we go thru with the best of intentions work out
I was married for 27 years
do I still love my ex wife yes I do
but im not n love n we have gone on u cant not love some1 after 27 years n 3 kids but there is a dif. between love n in love
n I believe its true w us all when that happens
so I go on

The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel the depth, the delight, the ecstasy of it, you will discover that for you the world is transformed.
Jiddu Krishnamurti

Love possesses not nor will it be possessed, for love is sufficient unto love. Khalil Gibran

If you wish to be loved, show more of your faults than your virtues. Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
I really believe in this quote
just be u
they say when dating some1
u do this n that
for me its be me

You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love.
Henry Drummond

Love knows not distance; it hath no continent; its eyes are for the stars.
Gilbert Parker

ok the only sad song of the month but love is at times sad n we go on

If you see me mourn for you
its in Spanish a beautiful song
sometimes we feel that way when we are hurt
just thoughts we all feel

n I know my blogs are out there but they come from my heart

hang on heart awareness month;


the key 2 life is 2 see n love the beauty that is around us
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Tuesday, February 4, 2014, 8:39:06 AM- thoughts of the day
Love many things, for therein lies the true strength, and whosoever loves much performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances continue, a wonderful living side by side can grow, if they succeed in loving the distance between them which makes it possible for each to see the other whole against the sky.

The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves.

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.

You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.

Love is a friendship set to music.

Perhaps travel cannot prevent bigotry, but by demonstrating that all peoples cry, laugh, eat, worry, and die, it can introduce the idea that if we try and understand each other, we may even become friends.
Maya Angelou

There is a magnet in your heart that will attract true friends. That magnet is unselfishness, thinking of others first; when you learn to live for others, they will live for you.
Paramahansa Yogananda

Never lose sight of the fact that the most important yardstick of your success will be how you treat other people - your family, friends, and coworkers, and even strangers you meet along the way.

ok on to music
ok valentines music
hope every1 is with their true love or finds them
when I was n grade school my aunt use to pick me up at the church
it was like a waiting area inside before u went in
so im like 8 n she pulls up n this 8 year old girl as I say bye kisses my cheek n I kiss her cheek back
so my aunts like Michael
ur 2 young n for gods sake not in church
thus my first somewhat romantic experience
n it was n all Italian /irish school
so it must of been an Italian custom thing
im sticking with that

valentines song

its about being best friends n being crazy about each other
yes crazy is very good


our heart awareness
I will try n keep it short but I believe n making people aware
n this is national heart disease awareness month its about get 2 know ur heart n live heart healthy and do the things u need 2 do
it beats n aweful lot for us
its close 2 my heart as I have heart problems

so im going w a funny 1 but this is nothing 2 wait on n something 2 be serious about


live love n laugh w passion
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Sunday, February 2, 2014, 9:03:06 AM- heart thoughts of the day
You may choose your words like a connoisseur, And polish it up with art, But the word that sways, and stirs, and stays, Is the words that comes from the heart. Ella Wheeler Wilcox

We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving. Friedrich Nietzsche

Love is a force more formidable than any other. It is invisible - it cannot be seen or measured, yet it is powerful enough to transform you in a moment, and offer you more joy than any material possession could. Barbara de Angelis

The first duty of love is to listen. Paul Tillich

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.
Lucille Ball

What we have once enjoyed we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes a part of us. Helen Keller

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. Leo Buscaglia

Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires. Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. Audrey Hepburn

Love isn't something you find. Love is something that finds you.
Loretta Young

I Think where every1s glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends. William Butler Yeats

on to American heart month ;
I thought these facts would be more powerful than a video
1 n 2 women will die a heart related death
the symptoms n women are way more mild then men

Heart disease is the number one cause of death for both men and women in the United States, claiming approximately 1 million lives annually.
•Every 33 seconds someone in the United States dies from cardiovascular disease which is roughly the equivalent of a September 11th-like tragedy repeating itself every 24 hours, 365 days a year.
•More die of heart disease than of AIDS and all cancers combined.
•By 2020, heart disease will be the leading cause of death throughout the world.
•This year more than 920,000 Americans will have a heart attack; nearly half of them will occur without prior symptoms or warning signs.
•250,000 Americans die annually of Sudden Cardiac Death – 680 every day of the year.
•One-half of the victims of Sudden Cardiac Death are under the age of 65.
42% of women who have heart attacks die within 1 year, compared to 24% of men.

awareness
have annual check ups
be heart healty

so love song of the day ;
love is simple
us humans make it hard
im a simple guy n love should be so
nothing beats snuggling n holding n lol as a friend saids spooning
a very good old friend she had a few names 1 was manic panic use 2 say
spooning is good no forking
some people n life are sunshine
n make u smile

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Saturday, February 1, 2014, 11:23:59 AM- thoughts of the day
heart month

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. Lao Tzu

Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself - and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine with them. That's what real love amounts to - letting a person be what they really are. Jim Morrison

Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable. Bruce Lee

Where there is love there is life. Mahatma Gandhi

A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge. Thomas Carlyle

Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love. Mother Teresa

A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and people cannot live without love. Max Muller

Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there? Richard Bach

Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity. Henry Van Dyke

so some videos ;
feb. is heart awareness month more people die from that than any other thing
so a bit on that

n abit on love the 3 most beautiful words together; I love you

n yeah all our troops are coming home

ahhh passion n life
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Friday, January 31, 2014, 8:59:38 AM- thought of the day
as are troops are finally for the most part out of harms way
just wanted 2 say thank you !
I never had 2 go 2 war or be n harms way nor did my 3 sons
but n America n England n oz
heart breaking times
n this is my month for hearts coming up n 1 day
welcome home !
a heart touching video ;


live w passion everything else takes care of its self
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Thursday, January 30, 2014, 2:33:08 PM- thoughts of the day
Valentine True Love Story - Two Storks Stork Love Story
Vets who saved a female stork, shot by hunters in Croatia, thought her days were numbered but did not take into account the devotion of her mate, Will and Guy can report. The vets knew the female, which they called Malena, would never fly again but put her back on her nest thinking she would not survive the winter. When her partner, named Rodan, flew south with their young they expected that she would eventually die and certainly never mate again.
Their predictions were proved wrong after the Vokic family, where she had a nest, helped to feed her through the long winter months and she survived. Perhaps, even more amazingly, Rodan has returned every year to mate with his partner and rear another clutch of chicks.
Rodan flies 13,000 kilometres to South Africa, each year, to spend winter in the warm and then the same distance back again to be back with his injured love. A local told Will and Guy, 'She was shot in 1993 by Italians - but she didn't die and was handed over to our vet. He saved her life but was crippled and had lost her ability to fly. The damage was too severe. Her lover is amazing; this year when he arrived from South Africa, where he spent the winter, despite the fact that he had travelled 13,000 kilometres he immediately made love to Malena. It was clear they were pleased to see each other. As she can't fly Rodan teaches the little ones to fly and accompanies them to the south every season.'

I love my computer because a lot of my friends live n it

The Legend of St Valentine
St Valentine's day history goes back to Roman times. The emperor Claudius II was a student of human nature and way back in AD 287 he calculated that single men made braver soldiers than married men. Therefore, as Claudius had absolute power, he dictated than no soldier should marry. A Roman called Valentinus thought that this was rough justice and secretly married soldiers who had a sweetheart.
When Claudius discovered that Valentinus had defied his decree he threw Valentinus into jail. Whilst incarcerated, Valentinus fell in love with the gaoler's daughter and sent her the first ever card - from your sweet Valentine

Phil, a smart and handsome young man, dressed in the latest fashion, walked into this local pub. He noticed a woman gazing at him without blinking her big eyes. Phil felt flattered so he walked up to the woman and said in his deepest voice, 'I'll do anything you wish, beautiful lady, for just £10 but on one condition.'
The woman appeared to be trapped in the moment and asked as if in a trance, 'What's your condition?'
Phil answered, 'Tell me your wish in just three words.'
There was a long pause, the woman opened her purse, counted out the money and handed it to the man along with her address. She then looked deeply into his eyes and whispered, 'Clean my house.'

When a woman on the staff of the school where I worked became engaged, a friend and colleague offered her some advice.
'The first ten years are the hardest.'
'How long have you been married?' she asked.
'Ten years', he replied.

a cute story ok maybe the guys will think so until valentines;
Don't Make a Fuss About Valentine's Day
My dearest wife is always going on and on and ON about NOT making a fuss over her on Valentine's Day. She repeats that it's the thought that counts.
Well, I put a lot of thought into the gifts from previous February 14ths but she didn't quite take to any of them like I assumed she would. Here's my list - see what you think:
¡ Brand new mop and bucket.
I was thinking it would be fun to see what colour the floor was because I couldn't remember.
Romantic dinner at fast food restaurant.
I was thinking that she might like to go inside for a change instead of fetching dinner at the drive through.
Chocolates left-over from last year's candy box.
I was thinking of how proud she'd be of me for not wasting food. She's been nagging me for years to recycle.
Midnight moped ride through the park.
I was thinking that I'm getting too old to be peddling on the bike.
Dozen roses printed on high quality photo paper. One of my favourites this -
I was thinking these would last a lifetime instead of just a week.
45 second back massage.
I was thinking any longer and she might think I was interested in something else.
Windows 7
I was thinking how proud she would be to be a part of the technology crowd.

n some silly 1s
remember the valentines cards u got in school
Q: what do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we'll go places!
Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
A: You turn me on.
Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
A: No, but they had an Apple.
Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand? Valentine Joke
Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.
Knock, Knock,
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!
Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn't get a date.
Q: What is a ram's favourite song on February 14th?
A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear
Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
A: A stamp.
Q: What happens when you fall in love with a French chef?
A: You get buttered up.
Q: What is a vampire's sweetheart called?
A: His ghoul-friend.
Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
A: Antelope.
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
I'm stuck on you.
lol

My ideal Valentine's Day is spending it with someone you are in love with and for that someone to make you feel loved and appreciated. Candice Swanepoel

may this be the best valentines season of all for every1

todays music a happy dance with a bit of irish


care 2 dance
live love n laugh w passion



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Wednesday, January 29, 2014, 10:42:33 AM- thoughts of the day n things 2 smile about
1 more month has pretty much come n gone
so my last act of kindness thoughts;

So many gods, so many creeds, so many paths that wind and wind while just the art of being kind is all the world needs.
With every deed you are sowing a seed, though the harvest you may not see now.
The truest greatness lies in being kind, the truest wisdom in a happy mind.
Ella Wheeler Wilcox

in America we have a day for this man
in jan.
I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.
Life's most persistent and urgent question is, 'What are you doing for others?'
The ultimate tragedy is not the oppression and cruelty by the bad people but the silence over that by the good people.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

feb. is national heart month here
very good as valentines is in feb.
so in feb. my thoughts will be with hearts

Happiness depends upon ourselves.
Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit.
Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach.
Aristotle

so for smiles ;

Drivers Licence

A mother is driving her 7 year-old daughter to her friend's house for a play date when the little girl asks "Mommy," how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replies sweetly."It's not polite."
"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says, a bit less sweetly. "Those are personal questions and are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
"That's enough questions, young lady, honestly!" mom says as her daughter is getting out of the car.

The exasperated mother drives away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.
"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license.
It's like a report card, it has everything on it."

Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
"I know how old you are, you are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you find that out?"
"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
Now mom's getting mad. She says, "Oh really? And just why is that, young lady?"

"Because you got an F in sex."
------

The Paramedic and The 3 Year Old

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to
hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped
deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and
after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his
little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and
asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just
witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first
place...... smack his ass again!"

music;
Spanish words thought of the day as valentines comes up soon
the name of the song is
captive of love

my wish for every1 this year is if u have found ur true love u grow even closer
n if u have not that u find that person this year

live love n laugh w passion

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Tuesday, January 28, 2014, 1:17:37 PM- thoughts of the day
its very possible that all other dogs think that puddles are part of some cult

Words of love, are works of love.

thoughts from prob. the greatest American basketball player of all time
I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.
My father used to say that it's never too late to do anything you wanted to do. And he said, 'You never know what you can accomplish until you try.'
Michael Jordan

You believe that easily which you hope for earnestly.
Terence

My paintings are not about what is seen. They are about what is known forever in the mind.
Agnes Martin

1 eye sees
the other feels

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance.
All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire.
Aristotle

some humor
sometimes u got 2 smile

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise"
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as
the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid
slams back down.
"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.
He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and
again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening,
and demands an explanation.
"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"
The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."
Ah... So sorry," says the waiter, "we got the wrong order, would you mind Peeking Duck??"

funny legal system

these are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
________________________________

ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
_ ____________________________________

ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty year old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty .
________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh....
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
_____________ __ _______________________

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition
notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy on him!
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh?
___________________________________ ___ ______

And the best for last
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

chill song of the day
n lol there is a pic of my pirate ship in this 1
comes n handy living n florida

reckless act of kindness thought of the day

n I leave u with this
the greatest 2 words u can ever say 2 some1
my friend

live laugh n love w passion

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Tuesday, January 28, 2014, 12:23:52 PM- thoughts of the day
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Sunday, January 26, 2014, 4:42:37 PM- thoughts of the day
be careful in warm weather if some1 comes 2 ur door n saids they are checking for ticks
n asks u to take ur clothes off n dance naked with ur arms up

lol this is funny
im the man of the house
so starting tomorrow
when I come home I want a hot meal ready
the sec. I walk thru the door
afterwords while im watching espn u bring my slippers n run me a hot bath
then guess who is going 2 dress me n comb my hair ?
so she replies
the funeral director

thoughts from a silent actor Charles chaplin
We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other's happiness, not by each other's misery.
Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'.
To help a friend in need is easy, but to give them your time is not always opportune.
We think too much and feel too little.
Nothing is permanent in this world - not even our troubles

a meaning n life thought from a close friend
The meaning of life is...
in the end only three things matter: How much you loved, how gently you lived and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you.
hugs my friend

Thoughts for 2007

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you s till can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in a hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut ;saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it look normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007 - We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

Top 10 Things That People In Front Of You In Checkout Lines Say

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1. "Wait! I have a coupon somewhere at the bottom of my purse."

2. "Oh damn! I left my cheque book out in the car."

3. "Isn't that funny? None of the things I picked up had prices on them."

4. "You mean this brand isn't on sale? Ooops! Let me run and get the right kind."

5. "I demand to speak with the manager!"

6. "You have no idea how long I've been waiting to get rid of this sack of pennies."

7. "Hold on...my husband is bringing another cart cart...Where is he?... Hubert?!"

8. "Wait! Let me check that receipt-- all eight feet if it!"

9. "No. No. No. You've bagged these groceries all wrong. Let me show you the right way."

10. "Ooops! This 200-lb. bag of dog food has a hole in it. Here, you sweep the crumbles off the counter and I'll go see if I can carry another bag over
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duhh

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"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come
from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery
double duhh

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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective
March 1992 because we received notice that
you passed away. May God bless you. You may
reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
lol
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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack
in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their
heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when
they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
oh my

kindness thought of the day;
the 1 thing that the whole world understands is music
it is what we all have n common
as lennon said imagine
so lets end wars n hate thru music
the cool thing here is people from all over the world sing a song not together but from their own country n nothing beats their smiles at the end

have a great gday
laugh love n live with passion
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