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Sunday, August 21, 2011, 11:39:22 PM- today

ok im a scorpion n they im a water person with fish n crabs.
never knew of any water loving scorpions. but its true why i live n fl.
in school i was asked what do u want to do in life i made it simple be happy !
was in hawaii a while back met a great guy
hers a song from him with some water around live/ love/ laugh

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Thursday, August 18, 2011, 4:28:36 AM- a bit of comedy from my son

ok here is some comedy from my son the comedian,
he has promised me a house one day;

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Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 1:05:10 AM- today

as life goes on i have 3 awesome boys all grown now. was married for 28 years . still looking for a girl to be crazy about.
like in this song. love/ live/laugh

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Thursday, August 11, 2011, 1:10:07 AM- one more friend ive lost along the way

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Tuesday, August 9, 2011, 7:35:06 AM- As time goes by

Hello to everyone especialy the ones who have been around awhile !
A song from someone who is no longer around. For those we will always miss.

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Saturday, August 6, 2011, 1:52:07 AM- a couple things from the past to make u smile

the Husband Store vs. the Wife Store ~

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A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:

"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store."

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street. The 1st first floor has wives that love sex. The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money. The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited!
-----------------------------------------------------------------A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, Australia, with a box of crabs.

A female crew member took it and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.

Shortly before landing, she couldn't remember who gave her the package, so she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Sydney please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up.

So she took them home and ate them herself!

love /live /laugh

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Wednesday, August 3, 2011, 10:21:18 AM- good to be back

had to start with my original song here;

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