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Tuesday, August 11, 2009, 1:21:19 AM- Songs for aging

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .

Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon ---
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.

The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye ---
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations ---
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba ---
Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

And Last but NOT least:

Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode
Again.

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Saturday, August 8, 2009, 7:51:23 PM- Hooray for the weekend!

So far it has been filled with kids. We had 4 of the grandkids over for the night. Then it was off shopping for school clothes this morning. I had forgotten how picky an 11yr old girl can be.
I dropped them off at thier house and went home to my 2year old. Wow it seems so quiet.

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Most Recent Comment:	"Now I understand the grand children thing!" - gibsonsg

Friday, July 31, 2009, 2:50:27 AM- Busy week.

I made it back from a weekend with my sisters. It was sad though my oldest sister is having some serious health issues.
She is only 7 years older than I am but she seems to be more like 75. I worry for her.
Yesterday I got to see a special someone. After all this time I am still thrilled by his touch..

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Most Recent Comment:	"I got to see someone special yesterday. So I know what you mean." - hobomo

Monday, July 27, 2009, 4:10:41 AM- 5 more weeks

til Motorcycle meet in Davanport.It is going to be a good time.

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Thursday, July 23, 2009, 2:45:33 AM- Looking forward to the weekend..

Going to the lake with my 2 older sisters.
Not as young as we once were, but we are still alot of fun.

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Most Recent Comment:	"years melt away and foolishness abounds when a get together like that happens" - Ohio Lullabies

Wednesday, July 22, 2009, 4:39:05 AM- just a joke!

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.

However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.

Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.

Written in large black letters was the sentence: "Get well soon. from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week..."

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Friday, July 17, 2009, 3:29:19 AM- Favorite line of the day--

I am a sucker for a "cute" face........
so where do you want me to start?????

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Most Recent Comment:	"I have a cute pair of cheeks, does that count?" - hobomo

Thursday, July 16, 2009, 3:10:07 AM- Happy hump day

At least we have made it this far. Only 2 more days til Friday!

woohoo

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Most Recent Comment:	"Friday just won't get here fast enough!" - gibsonsg

Wednesday, July 15, 2009, 1:51:49 AM- My Garden

I have planted a garden for the first time in many years.
I went out to check it tonight and have found that the racoons have gotten all my corn.
Anyone have any ideas on how to save the rest of the stuff?

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Most Recent Comment:	"I doubt if they will bother anything else. We used to use firecrackers in the corn patch. You need to do it a week ago or so. The coons don't like the smell of gun smoke. Do it it the evening when the dew is comming on." - bodymaster4u2

Monday, July 13, 2009, 1:09:35 AM- It's been a while...

Since I was totally home alone.
So I took a little time and brought myself to a very satisfying orgasm.
I feel much better now!

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Most Recent Comment:	"Sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands. I know what you mean." - D10