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Wednesday, October 14, 2009, 3:09:12 AM- Value of time

To realize the value of a sister/brother
ask someone who doesn't have one.

To realize the value of ten years:
Ask a newly divorced couple.

To realize the value of four years:
Ask a graduate.

To realize the value of one year:
Ask a student who has failed a final exam.

To realize the value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.

To realize the value of one month:
Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby.

To realize the value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize the value of one minute:
Ask a person who has missed the train, bus or plane..

To realize the value of one-second:
Ask a person who has survived an accident.

Time waits for no one.
Treasure every moment you have.

You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special.

To realize the value of a friend or family member:
LOSE ONE.

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009, 2:30:47 AM- Bad jokeof the day...

Patrick Swayze is going to be on "The View" next week, only problem is Whoopie Goldberg is the only one who can see him.

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Most Recent Comment:	"I don't give a fuck. That was funny!" - chargingram

Sunday, October 11, 2009, 11:57:26 PM- I need

it bad!

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Most Recent Comment:	"All you have to do is ask!!" - gibsonsg

Thursday, October 8, 2009, 2:05:58 AM- I need

some affection and good sex.
Where is a hard man when you need one???

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Most Recent Comment:	"right here!" - StLPenis

Wednesday, October 7, 2009, 12:43:09 AM- Hell of a day!

A guy from Kansas City dies and is sent to Hell. He had been a horrible man his entire life.
The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledge hammer. To make it worse, he cranks up the temperature and the humidity.
After a couple of days, the devil checks=2 0in on his victim to see if he is suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as the guy from Kansas City is happily swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune.
The devil walks up to him and says, "I don't understand this. I've turned the heat way up, it's humid, you're crushing rocks; why are you so happy?"
The guy from Kansas City, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies, "This is great! It reminds me of August in Kansas City. Hot, humid, a good place to work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"
The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the remarks of the guy from Kansas City. Then he decides to drop the temperature, send down a driving rain and torrential wind. Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess.
Walking in mud up to his knees with dust blowing into his eyes, the guy from Kansas City is happily slogging through the mud pushing a wheelbarrow full of crushed rocks.

Again, the devil asks how he can be happy in such conditions.

The guy from Kansas City replies, "This is great! Just like April in Kansas City. It reminds me of working out in the yard with spring planting!"

The devil is now completely baffled but more determined to make the guy from Kansas City suffer. He makes the temperature plummet. Suddenly Hell is blanketed in snow and ice. Confident that this will surely make the gu y from Kansas City unhappy, the devil checks in on him.

He is again aghast at what he sees. The guy from Kansas City is dancing, singing, and twirling his sledgehammer as he cavorts in glee.

"How can you be so happy? Don't you know its 40 below zero!?" screams the devil.

Jumping up and down, the guy from Kansas City throws a snowball at the devil and yells, "Hell's frozen over! This means the Chiefs won the Super Bowl."

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Saturday, October 3, 2009, 2:50:55 AM-

It's a great day in my world.

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Wednesday, September 30, 2009, 1:41:50 AM- Tuesday night

The little one had found the scissors and gave herself a haircut. Very short one at that.
Looks like time for the first "official" haircut...

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Most Recent Comment:	"Yes they do cut hair very well" - Be4andAfter

Sunday, September 27, 2009, 10:36:52 PM- Quiet time

I need some!
Yesterday all 8 Grandkids were over along with the 2yr old I already have. then my daughter's BF stops by with his 3.
I had 12 kids here between the ages of 2-11yrs. Then it starts raining and we all had to come inside.
I think I have gone a bit crazy.
Top it off I think I am getting sick. Sore throat, ears feeling funny....
Ok I am done whining. Thanks for listening.

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Most Recent Comment:	"I got exhausted just reading that! lol Hope you feel better!" - NoSecrets

Thursday, September 24, 2009, 3:58:15 AM- Thrill me Thursday

Cum on and make me happy!

Fall is my favorite season of the year. Warm days and cool nights.
Definitely brings out my domestic Diva side. This week I have made to batches of Bing Cherry jelly. Next it will be on to baking.