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Fri, 18-Nov-16 9:24 PM (7 years ago)
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Wash car with cock
That's utterly ridiculous. Are you going to squeegee the windows with your balls? What the fuck did I just read....................
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS and Shyguy1976 like this
Pretending your cock is an elephant's trunk perhaps?
(7 years ago)
barr23 likes this
Vacuum floor with elbow. Cook tuna noodle casserole with left ass cheek. Purple gumdrop telephone pizza.
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS, luvlabias and Revord2 like this
^that, I wanna see
(7 years ago)
Lol @ tiger - Thank you for that! Been a while around here. : )
(7 years ago)
I feel a little more dumb for having read it in the first place. That takes talent. Poetry, even.
(7 years ago)
I thought it was some weird chinese soap
(7 years ago)
Car will be clean... Apart from dubious. Stains.
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS likes this
Haiku..am I doing it wrong? Syllables.
(7 years ago)
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