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Sun, 21-Jul-13 3:14 AM (10 years ago)
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I hate flaky people
<<<------- is flakier than grandma's pie crust smile
(10 years ago)
hehe
(10 years ago)
the key to good flakiness is butter and a layer of cinnamon and sugar between each layer of dough
(10 years ago)
Damn Rock, you make me sound tasty wink
(10 years ago)
so does your grandma. LOL. Ohhhhhhh wait.......
(10 years ago)
oh damn LMAO
(10 years ago)
hmm sure does, lol
(10 years ago)
Rock my grandpa made the flakiest pie crust ever. The secret.......lard. tongue
(10 years ago)
lol ew
(10 years ago)
DC, I surely have enough lard myself to make me flaky, thanks for the heads up
(10 years ago)
LOL rock. his recipe was simple yet delicious. Lard, flour, a bit of water. double it up to make a thick flaky crust.
(10 years ago)
I double up on my trips to the buffet, just ask Tux
(10 years ago)
Rock, I never noticed that you ever came back to the table wink
(10 years ago)
I was too busy double fisting the steam tables to get back to my seat
(10 years ago)
lol Rock
(10 years ago)
he said "fisting" *giggle*
(10 years ago)
you should google one rock 2 fists. LOL
(10 years ago)
LMAO
(10 years ago)
fisting at the buffet table......KINKY!
(10 years ago)
Yeah HH, I guess those roasted chickens looked mighty fine wink
(10 years ago)
lmao HH. that explains the long line. :O
(10 years ago)
Some images just are not needed.............. wink
(10 years ago)
Like your diaper rash Pony? LOL
(10 years ago)
people are gonna look at me soooo strangly when I break out in laughter at the casino buffet tomorrow
(10 years ago)
you are very welcome HP
(10 years ago)
Explains why rock isn't allowed in KFC any more wink
(10 years ago)
um... yeah... thanks... O.o
(10 years ago)
You'll be giggling and pointing at the chicken and trying to explain to Poohbare WHY you're giggling which will just make things worse..... LOL
(10 years ago)
and why some of the chicken is Popeye'd wink
(10 years ago)
lmao @ tux.
(10 years ago)
I just had to use a lil olive oil
(10 years ago)
Still waiting for one of the women on here to apply desitin on it Tux. smile
(10 years ago)
You know, there was a story in Penthouse Forum back in the early 80s kind of like this
(10 years ago)
Careful Pony, there is a critter hitting on anything that moves around here. That one might apply for the job wink
(10 years ago)
how bout a lil Icy/Hot? no pain, no gain grin
(10 years ago)
You know how Johnny Cash got the inspiration for Ring of Fire? Got the Ben Gay confused with the Preparation H
(10 years ago)
Ewww.
(10 years ago)
lolololololololol
(10 years ago)
and here I thought Johnny was talking about needing an antibiotic for VD
(10 years ago)
no pony it would be more like AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! LOL
(10 years ago)
I had chafing one time HP and used icy hot by accident. sad
(10 years ago)
the ex had a similar experience. that man could CUSS!
(10 years ago)
Not something I ever want to experience again.
(10 years ago)