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About Me:
I am in a relationship with a man 21 years younger than myself. We have an open relationship - meaning that he can sleep with other women. I have shared him with close friends and have met some of his partners under the guise of being his aunt, but there is one very special lady of 89 whom he likes spending time with. I am not here to meet or sleep with anybody, I had 5 years of dating men for sex after my husband died, and I am now just happy to have my man check out and service my plumbing a few times a month. My younger daughter (32) lives with me now, and nudity is not a problem when my man visits. They are just very good friends and have not slept with eachother......yet!!! And guys.....please don't tell me to look at your cock and say how you could give me or my daughter a good time.....I like a sexy chat, but that is all. I have a lovely cock that pleases me, and my preference is looking at women's assets. My daughter has been through a bad patch, and it will be ages before she even thinks about seeing another man.......I am just happy she has formed a close bond with my man. I do have the occasional session with my hairdresser and wish I had tried pussy earlier on in my more 'glamorous' years. My marriage of nearly 40 years did not involve much sex, so if there are any woman reading this that in the same boat, don't wait, if you have the opportunity for some safe fun.....take it while you can.
 
My Current Status:
Can't wait til tomorrow 16/12/11.........I neeeed it now
 
My Stats:
I am:
Female
Sexual Preference:
Girls & Guys
Am seeking:
No one at the moment
Marital Status:
I'd rather not say
Children:
Independent
Age:
81
Location:
  Kent, United Kingdom
NN Status:
I last logged into NN:
18-Feb-13
Other NN users think these are my best pics:
Some of my friends on NN are: (view all 44 friends)
Interesting things to know about me:
My Starsign:
Scorpio
My Favourite posters on NN are:
Sunnyrebel, grannysandy, anoap
Interests I have are:
Billiards / Pool / Darts, Nature, Computers / Internet, Travel / Sightseeing, Hiking / Camping
Other Interests I have are:
medium sized 7 - 8 inch cock and circumsized, looking at all kinds of pussy, masturbating, pumping, rude and sexy chat with others.
I am also up for:
Anything!, Cyber Sex w-out/cam, Casual Chat Room Talk, A Homosexual Encounter, Erotic Story Telling
I have been a Member of NN since:
6-Jan-07
My Appearance:
Race/Ethnicity:Caucasian (White)
Body Type: Slim
Body Shape: Hourglass
Height: 5' 7" (170cm)
Weight: 126lbs (9st 0lbs) (57.2kg)
Eye Colour: Blue
Hair Colour: Blonde
Best Feature: Breasts
Pubic Hair: Trimmed
Tatoos: 1 or 2 Discreet
Piercings: Ears
Breasts: Natural
Bra Cup Size: DD
Bust: 34" (86cm)
Waist: 32" (81cm)
Hips: 34" (86cm)
My Professional Life:
Education: College
Employment Status: Part Time
Industry: Other
Job Role: Other
My Lifestyle:
Smoking: Daily
Drinking: Daily
Food Preference: Non-vegetarian
Religion: Christian - Other
Sense of Humour: Clever / Quick Witted
Social Behaviour: Meet people easily
Personality: One of the guys or girls
Libido: Average
Kinkiest place
I've had sex:
My daughter was conceived on a beach - people saw my late husband screwing me. Have done it a few more times. In my bedroom with my mother waiting outside.
Spoken Languages:
English
My Favourites:
Movie:
Actor/Actress:
Book:
Author:
Song: Mine is mine
Band:
TV Show: BBC is a waste of time.
Sport: Not football
Drink: Vodka
Food: Not fussy, but I love to suck cock.
Pastime: Dreaming
Thing: My rabbit, my pump and my fingers
Sex Position: Doggie + 69
Famous person I'd like
to have sex with:
Cheyane Body
Self Description:
What makes me happy: Sex, my lover and younger daughter getting on well together.
What makes me sad: No sex
What makes me mad: Not enough time with my lover, but then I am happy with a few times a month.
My bad habits: Receiving anal and analingus at my age, and pumping with my lover. Showing pics of my lover to friends and family, and asking him to dress up in lingerie for me.
My Final Thought:
The meaning of life is...
If you meet somebody and like them, fuck them as often as you can - life is too short, and my time is running out.

(Profile last updated: 26-Aug-11)


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Comments:
26-Apr-15  (9 years ago)
Would love to join you two when i'm in Kent ! XXXXXXXXX
caineyj
6-Mar-12  (12 years ago)
Very sexy would like to chat
20-Feb-12  (12 years ago)
nice pics, keep up the good work
22-Jan-12  (12 years ago)
love the profile & pictures
hurruck
22-Dec-11  (12 years ago)
Hi Joan. Just wwaanted to say howw i enjoyed your pics. I hope you have a great xmas xxx
gameon1983
9-Dec-11  (12 years ago)
gawjus pics hunny, loving ur profile, messege me anytime x