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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Tuesday, June 20, 2023, 6:23:35 PM- Before and after | ||
Before I learned there is life after love: A lesson learned at the School of Hard Knocks. ~ | ||
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| Monday, June 19, 2023, 6:55:10 PM- Summertime | ||
Wednesday, June 21st, is the first official day of summer... when you break out in a sweat walking to your car, and certain body parts are perpetually stuck to your underwear. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, June 18, 2023, 5:29:14 PM- Quickie(?) | ||
A guy walks into their kitchen and asks his wife "You want to fool around?" She replies "I can't, I've got a gynecologist appointment later." Unfazed, the husband asks "Do you also have a dental appointment?"  | ||
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| Saturday, June 17, 2023, 4:53:36 PM- Not 50 shades | ||
From my daily walking, my tan is becoming two-toned. My arms, my legs from knees to ankles and my face and neck are darker than my chest, back and thighs. Luckily those lighter areas are not usually seen in public. Ah, the price you pay for exercise. ~ | ||
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| Friday, June 16, 2023, 6:04:57 PM- Borrowed humor | ||
From a Reels video I saw on FB: Things a dentist says that you can't say to your partner: 1. Wow, I'm not going in there. 2. And rinse and spit. 3.It's going to take more than me to fill that cavity. 4. You're just going to feel a little prick. | ||
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| Thursday, June 15, 2023, 7:43:39 PM- One man's treasure | ||
Tickling your partner with a feather can be erotic. Using the whole damn chicken is kinky. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, June 14, 2023, 6:13:46 PM- Keep your eyes open | ||
Started to pay one of my credit cards yesterday and noticed a rather large charge from one of the places I shop. I called the shop, but the manager wasn't in. I drove over today and the manager took care of the overcharge post haste. An employee had hit one too many buttons when ringing up my order. Problem solved, no worries. It pays (pun intended) to check on where your money is going. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, June 13, 2023, 6:58:38 PM- What goes around | ||
When I was a kid, my dad told me not to leave my stuff out in the yard or it would/could be stolen. And if I did and it was, I got no sympathy. He would just say "I told you so." People today are doing the same thing. I take walks every day and see things out in neighbors' yards with no one at home. I wonder if someone will say "I told you so", when these things disappear? ~ | ||
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| Monday, June 12, 2023, 7:08:51 PM- An observation | ||
Teach a man to fish and he'll turn around and try to teach you to fish like he invented fishing in the first damn place, and you're the idiot. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, June 11, 2023, 6:04:55 PM- CANADA... | ||||||
... the 'nice guy' capital of the world. ~ | ||||||
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