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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Monday, July 3, 2023, 7:17:17 PM- Old school tip | ||
Heard on an old sitcom from 10 to 15 years ago by an old lady: "In my day, it was called discipline. Today it's called child abuse." "And what we called checking up on where your husband is, now it's called stalking." Times have changed. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, July 1, 2023, 5:26:39 PM- Clean it up | ||
Early this morning we had a pretty good downpour, complete with lots of thunder and lightning. A couple of hours later I decided to do some laundry. I loaded up and went downstairs to the basement where the laundry facilities are located. Nope. Water over much of the area, specifically both washers and one dryer. Looks like I'll be taking a trip to the local laundromat. It costs more, but it is quicker- but not cheaper. Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to wash I go. ~ | ||
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| Friday, June 30, 2023, 6:22:35 PM- Tip of the cap | ||
As a former outfielder, I always applaud great catches:  | ||
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| Thursday, June 29, 2023, 5:48:58 PM- Reverse logic | ||
At 16 I was fired from Taco Bell for passing the drug test. They said they didn't have confidence I could make a burrito... if I couldn't roll a joint. | ||
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| Wednesday, June 28, 2023, 6:02:08 PM- Association | ||
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius... but his brother Frank was a monster.  | ||
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| Tuesday, June 27, 2023, 6:23:03 PM- Tip | ||
Always eat tacos over a tortilla shell, so when stuff falls out... BAM! Extra taco. You're welcome. | ||
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| Monday, June 26, 2023, 6:22:57 PM- Query | ||
Why is no one ever the right amount of whelmed? ? | ||
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| Sunday, June 25, 2023, 5:49:01 PM- Oops! Sorry (not) | ||
I keep forgetting that (with a minute exception) no one reads my blog. That's fine with me, though. It's a bit liberating these days to express yourself on the internet, especially when you can count on no one disagreeing with you. | ||
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| Saturday, June 24, 2023, 5:01:44 PM- Today | ||
A long time ago, someone said that what this country needs is a good 5 cent cigar. Fill in the blank: What this country needs today is __________ ? | ||
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| Friday, June 23, 2023, 6:24:14 PM- Open up! | ||
It opens up more than it advertises: | ||
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