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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Monday, July 24, 2023, 8:15:05 PM- Old days | ||
When men were men and basketball players wore short pants. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, July 23, 2023, 5:41:18 PM- Yeah | ||
If you have to cheat to win, you're still a loser. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, July 22, 2023, 6:12:47 PM- AWWW | ||
I heard a snippet of the old disco classic 'Hot Stuff' while meandering through the stations on my car radio. It's stuck in my head now, but not as a prelude to going out looking for adventure. As the chorus states, I want some hot stuff tonight - FOOD! I've settled on making some of my 5 alarm chili for dinner. The song is just an oldie bonus: ~ | ||
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| Friday, July 21, 2023, 6:10:55 PM- Lyrics | ||
"Don't. Stop. Thinking about tomorrow. Don't. Stop. It'll soon be here. It'll be here, better than before. Yesterday's gone, yesterday's gone. Oooh, don't you look back." ~ Fleetwood Mac | ||
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| Thursday, July 20, 2023, 6:03:48 PM- Out numbered | ||
I'm getting a smart AC. Now everything in my place will be smarter than I am. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, July 19, 2023, 7:18:01 PM- Art | ||
I found out today I've got a ticket to see Lindsey Stirling in August at a city near me. Such a talented woman... I'm excited!  | ||
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| Tuesday, July 18, 2023, 6:46:32 PM- Truth be told | ||
I have long maintained that you don't have a true relationship with a woman until she can pass wind around you without dying of embarrassment. ~ | ||
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| Monday, July 17, 2023, 5:37:32 PM- Out of order! | ||
In the 1980s, scientists 'discovered' the woman's G spot. That means the men went to the moon before they went to the G spot.  | ||
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| Sunday, July 16, 2023, 5:23:02 PM- Fisticuffs | ||
Why don't boxers have sex the night before a fight? They don't like each other. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, July 15, 2023, 11:13:16 PM- Don't bet me | ||
I once won a bet with a roommate by eating my favorite breakfast every day for a month: Ham, eggs over easy and english muffins with butter, orange juice and milk. The day after I had won the bet, my roommate walked into the kitchen to find me making the same meal again. Why? he asked. I still have the ingredients left, I replied. | ||
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