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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Tuesday, January 16, 2024, 7:28:20 PM- A little winter ditty | ||
Oh the weather outside can bite me, and my car won't start to spite me, and I can't feel any of my toes, winter blows, winter blows, winter blows. | ||
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| Monday, January 15, 2024, 7:15:31 PM- Monday funday | ||
I went outside for my morning walk today. It was two below. I definitely wasn't in Mississippi. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, January 14, 2024, 5:29:10 PM- Nope | ||
The outdoor temperature was -4 degrees F when I awoke this morning, with a windchill of -25 degrees. Seems like a good day to veg out watching movies until time to watch pro football players earn their pay outdoors. Last night was fun seeing a coach with icicles in his mustache.  | ||
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| Saturday, January 13, 2024, 6:43:58 PM- Testing, testing | ||
Who loves you more... your wife/girlfriend or your dog? Try this test: Lock them both in the trunk of your car, then in an hour, see which one is happy to see you when you let them out. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, January 11, 2024, 7:17:26 PM- Insight | ||
Drinking non alcoholic beer is like watching porn on the radio. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, January 10, 2024, 7:47:49 PM- When I knew for sure | ||||||
I knew my marriage was over when the only sex the wife and I had was dog style - she would roll over on her side and play dead. ~ | ||||||
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| Tuesday, January 9, 2024, 7:49:05 PM- Perception is... | ||
... when the world sees you as hamburger and you see yourself as filet mignon. ~ | ||
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| Monday, January 8, 2024, 8:20:07 PM- Just breathe | ||
Another sign I'm learning to be patient: Letting that pot, pan or dish soak overnight. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, January 6, 2024, 6:35:57 PM- Sadly true | ||
The only thing I have left on my debit card is my name and expiration date.  | ||
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| Friday, January 5, 2024, 7:59:03 PM- Just a memory | ||
In the eighth grade, I struck out with guys in scoring position for our last out in a playoff game. I swore to myself I would never make the last out ever again. Over the next 30 years, be it playing hardball or softball, I never did again. It's not much of an accomplishment, but I'm glad I kept my vow. ~ | ||
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