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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Tuesday, March 19, 2024, 6:26:17 PM- Funny thought(?) | ||
If a clown farts, does it smell funny? ~ | ||
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| Monday, March 18, 2024, 7:33:53 PM- Is it wrong to laugh? | ||
I saw a lady friend with false eyelashes make the mistake of opening the oven door to check on dinner's progress. She yelped and when she turned around it looked like she had had a perm done on them. I left the room and laughed into a pillow off the sofa. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, March 17, 2024, 6:16:18 PM- Happy St. Patrick's Day! | ||
I'd say something pithy in Irish, but I don't know any Irish. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, March 16, 2024, 3:16:56 PM- Let it be | ||
If you ever get the chance to treat them as they treated you, I hope you choose to walk away and do better. - Najwa Zebian ~ | ||
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| Friday, March 15, 2024, 7:05:59 PM- Bountiful | ||
Has anyone else thought that, other than selling paper towels by sowing panic, most people would just move whatever is about to be ruined and clean up the spill afterwards? ~ | ||
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| Thursday, March 14, 2024, 6:19:00 PM- Seeing is believing | ||
I saw an actual license plate that read: 370HSSV Didn't occur to me for a while, until I thought about it being upside down. Well played, sir, well played.  | ||
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| Wednesday, March 13, 2024, 7:19:28 PM- PHEW! | ||
I was having problems with my MLBTV account, as in not being able to watch a game on my t.v. I chatted with a rep online, who gave me the tips on what to do to fix my problem. I did it and now can watch the game again. Happy Day!  | ||
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| Tuesday, March 12, 2024, 7:02:19 PM- Fun fact | ||
If you started saving $10K a day from the year 50,000 BC to today, you'd have less money than Elon Musk. ~ | ||
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| Monday, March 11, 2024, 6:34:47 PM- Old advice | ||
Two bits of advice that were given to me over 50 years ago that are still true today: 1. If it looks too good to be true, it usually is. 2. There's no such thing as a free lunch. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, March 10, 2024, 4:41:58 PM- Why not? | ||||||
I've decided to give people something new to talk about. Starting Monday, I'll be using an old liquor bottle as a water bottle on my morning walks. I must remember to do a little weave once in a while to really sell it. | ||||||
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