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Preneed Funerals

11-Apr-10 14:24

seaxun told me he's just bought £60 of plastic flowers for his mausoleum.

Have you planned and organized your funeral yet?

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imalilhothead

11-Apr-10 14:25

No but I've planned my ex's

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seaxun

11-Apr-10 14:33

Cremation.
ashes to made into an ant hill look alike, with the red earth of aussie mixed with my ashes [pilbara earth]

no flowers fanks ,i cant see or smell them so their a waste init

music i want played is a secret [i dont actually have me funeral music sorted yet,actually

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feschi ,if you think you know me ...you would know i would NEVER! EVER!!!! BUY HIDEOUS PLASTIC FUKEN FLOWERS!!!

how awful,you cant come to me funeral now

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seaxun

11-Apr-10 14:36

but if i was Achmed the day i die.... find me pieces if you can

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feschkka

xixu

11-Apr-10 14:38

got a few EU potato seeds for ya, I'll come watering them every mourning

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seaxun

paupers grave for you bucko!!!

11-Apr-10 14:41

wot not the rosemary seeds i bought for you?

might put a cactus on your you prick

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Mr. Sinister

11-Apr-10 14:48

I really don't give a fuck what happens to my mortal remains......uh,I'll be DEAD.

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feschkka

11-Apr-10 15:04

I'll go for an https://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=MBuxu5QP8eY&playnext_from=TL&videos=X2EsqwCnmpk" target="_blank" class="forum-link">Ikea package

you just need to assemble the coffin then your friends will do the job

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11-Apr-10 15:07

Why not start building a Pyramid ?

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feschkka

11-Apr-10 15:13

will you hire a taxidermist, ravers?

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11-Apr-10 15:16

Na..
I will stuff myself first..

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wvgurl69

11-Apr-10 16:01

I haven't planned mine... I don't wanna die dammit... I wanna live forever!

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feschkka

11-Apr-10 16:47

optional 10/20 yrs renewals would certainly do

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11-Apr-10 18:27

You insured ?

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11-Apr-10 18:46

I want all the bits that can be recycled - corneas, liver, kidneys, heart, lungs etc to go where they will do some good.

The testicles have (and still do) given me loads of fun so I hope they find a worthwhile recipient.

All the rest must go to some animal welfare group where they can be converted into pet food.

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..FooD..

12-Apr-10 11:58

i'm genuinely stocking up liquor already. what can i say, i'm still on speaking terms with two or three family members, so thats a case each right there.

originally i wanted to get cremated and then secretly have my ashes mixed into white russians that everyone had to drink, then tell them about it in my will, but peachy said i'm not allowed.

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By-the-Sea

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12-Apr-10 12:35

I have planned for such an event...Cremation....no service just deposit me where the River meets the Ocean and the seagulls folick in the mist bythesea

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it is a good idea.

13-Apr-10 01:43

I have an appointment to do this next week.

I used to sell pre-need cemetery property and I do think it is a good idea. My boss used to tell me that before I could leave a house with no sale I had to use this last close: There are only two types of people that do not own their cemetery property, one that does not know about it and one that does not love their family. Now I know you know about it because I just told you, so do you love your family? There is a lot of truth to it.

My mother was just taken advantage of when my father died in Jan. She went to take care of his arrangements without telling me she was going or asking if I wanted to go.

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fishhead

13-Apr-10 04:11

been planning your funeral for about , oh, two years.

no flowers for you.

gonna get a crew of armenian vespa riders in overalls to run over ya grave and sing " come on eileen"

then the real party will begin.

got a pig roast planned. then gonna wash the beemer on your mommas front yard

paid off the dago coppers already. 20 euro. the bandits. but it will be worth every peso.

i love you fishhead, you make me smile.

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13-Apr-10 05:10

'sup feschkka? Somebody after you?

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shall we play a game

BTW,,

13-Apr-10 05:16

if that alcoholic fishhead were to be cremated,it would make mount vesuvius look like a bottle rocket.

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13-Apr-10 05:26

Not a good idea.

If you should move you might be able to take advantage of what you have pre-paid for. If the provider should go out of business, sell the business or go bankrupt, you might not get what you paid for.

Paying for a funeral before you need it is like paying taxes before they are due; there's really no point to it.

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13-Apr-10 05:46

this soughta reminds me of the husband and wife convo...

It's their anniversary and he NOT happy she not bought him an anniversary present.

she looks at him, says well you remember last anniversary's present I gave you
the funeral plot

well you HAVEN"T USED IT YET!!!!!

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shall we play a game

13-Apr-10 06:11

Lenny and wodes are a buzzkill

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13-Apr-10 06:12

Just click for the best 2 Funeral Directors in Ireland

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shall we play a game

13-Apr-10 06:17

Catlicks vs. protestants.

tut tut woders.

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seaxun

13-Apr-10 08:49

some people on here are zombies anyway

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shall we play a game

13-Apr-10 08:50

ya talking about suxy sad or HP?

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seaxun

13-Apr-10 08:53

oh like you know....'them lot'

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