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Wednesday, September 14, 2016, 8:53:18 PM- March of the mods.

A little someting for all you overpaid, under valued............ mods. The song does go on a bit but the sentiment is there

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Most Recent Comment:	"This was actually in the charts for 7 weeks, may not of got that high but it was clearly a popular track." - EmuLater

Monday, August 29, 2016, 9:37:33 PM- Linkin park

Numb as you've never heard it before.

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Most Recent Comment:	"lol nice" - curiousAdam

Sunday, June 19, 2016, 9:51:49 PM- The penis snake......................

.......Not to be confused with the trouser snake.

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hope this works.

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Most Recent Comment:	"lol, and brilliant idea Roxy" - curiousAdam

Saturday, January 30, 2016, 11:50:19 PM- Harry Potter with a difference

My teenage daughter showed me a site where the idea is to replace the word 'wand' with 'dick' in any sentence from the Harry Potter books.
Here are a few of my favourites;

Harry got to his feet. He was shaking and out of breath. Ron was standing there with his dick still raised, staring at what he had done.
It was Hermione who spoke first.
"Is it -- dead?"
"I don't think so," said Harry, "I think it's just been knocked out."
He bent down and pulled his dick out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

" Harry took the dick. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the dick above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls."

'Are you OK?' Harry said urgently. 'My dick,' said Ron, in a shaky voice. 'Look at my dick.' It had snapped, almost in two; the tip was dangling limply, held on by a few splinters.

"EXPECTO PATRONUM!" Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his "dick" tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, wispy white substance protruded from the end of it."

"Dumbledore gave his dick a little flick, as if he was trying to get a fly off the end"

"I'd take you on anytime on my own," said Malfoy. "Tonight, if you
want. Wizard's duel. Dicks only -- no contact."

"Harry looked at Ron, who was still standing with his dick in the air"

"Snape gave Harry a swift, piercing look. Harry looked at the floor. He wished Ron would put his dick down."

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Saturday, November 7, 2015, 11:44:24 AM- This song made me stop and think

The other day I was trying to tidy the chaos that is our home. The kids wanted me to join in doing something with them but I told them I was to busy. This song came on the radio and made me realise, the chaos will still be there long after the kids have left home. So from now on I'm putting non essential housework on hold, not my kids.

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Most Recent Comment:	"This truly is a really amazing song by the great Harry Chapin. Harry Chapin also has quite a few other really good songs too, like Taxi, Dreams Go By, A Better Place to Be, and I Wanna Learn a Love Song." - Kreacher

Wednesday, October 14, 2015, 8:16:56 PM- Tommy's dad

This made me laugh, I'm sure it could be used for any rugby, football, baseball etc team

The teacher asked all the kids what their dads did for a living , they gave the usual replies i.e. ” My Dad works in an office and he brings me home lots of paper to draw on ” . She went through the whole class as they raised their hands. Finally she came to Tommy . ” What about you Tommy?”

” My Dad works as a stripper in a gay bar and sometimes he sells his body to other men , when he comes home he takes three showers cause there is a funny smell off of him and stains on the back of his trousers too “

The class gasped in astonishment and then there was a long silence….

The teacher ushered the rest of the class in to the playground and came back and put her arm around Tommy’ shoulder . ” Is any of that true Tommy ? “

” No miss , he plays rugby for England but I was too embarrassed to say “

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Most Recent Comment:	"England has just given Australia a couple of pastings the last 2 weekends so he can change his tune now. Bloody disgusting display from Australia I'm embarrassed to say." - ellyria

Thursday, July 30, 2015, 7:28:03 PM- My song for the moment. Well at the moment anyway lol

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Most Recent Comment:	"One of my absolute favorite songs!!!" - AdeleGingerRaineOLD

Monday, June 29, 2015, 9:02:28 PM- Rindercella

This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.

Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.
Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered.
The sugly isters were right bugly astards.
One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers;they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies.
The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.
Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared.
Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian.
She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks
The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.
At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve.
"Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper.
The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella' s door and the sugly isters let him in.
Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart.
"Who's fust jarted??" asked the prandsome hince.
"Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge.
When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.
Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers.
This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on.
He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.
Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married.
The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny.

Ronnie Barker (I think)

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Most Recent Comment:	"I bet Ronnie is spinning in his grave and LOLing as well! Awesome." - whiteroseman