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Fri, 18-Aug-23 2:57 PM (257 days ago)
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At some point in your childhood, you and your friends went outside to play for the last time, and nobody knew it.
Si
(257 days ago)
ok now convice all the other people and we are perfect!!
(257 days ago)
Ovviamente : )
(257 days ago)
cazzate ha fatto lui!
(257 days ago)
un sogno che si avvera ç__ç
(257 days ago)
I know I am. I cherish my friends and the time I spend with them. You probably saw some, they were distracting you while I snuck inside for the ironing board.
(257 days ago)
Pizza
(257 days ago)
Laphroaigh, EmuLater and TopCat57 like this
I actually have one of your friends held up in my room until you return my ironing board
(257 days ago)
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that, emu, is Yoda-spoken italian XD
(257 days ago)
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Emu has always been backwards
(257 days ago)
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We were wondering where Alex got off to
(257 days ago)
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UME?
(257 days ago)
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Alex? He said his name was Pete
(257 days ago)
ksaint likes this
who are Pete and Alex? O.o
(257 days ago)
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For Pete's sake, where's Alex then?
(257 days ago)
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The cops arresting you, Laph
(257 days ago)
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Don’t trust him! And whatever you do do not let him talk you into going anywhere if he says bring your passport.
(257 days ago)
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Alexa, where is Pete?
(257 days ago)
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He has already booked us a flight to Italy to visit Laph
(257 days ago)
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Shame that Laph is still in your local park talking to the cops....
(257 days ago)
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I warned you.
(257 days ago)
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Are you going to Laphland then?
(257 days ago)
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who is doing what!? I was preparing espresso
(257 days ago)
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Dammit!! Laph is indeed over here in the park...I'm going to Italy for no reason with Alex....or is it Pete?
(257 days ago)
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I was in your cellar for over a year -.-
(257 days ago)
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Laph, make sure you have bail money set aside for SEB and Alex(Pete)
(257 days ago)
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Where's my ironing board
(257 days ago)
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How did Laph get out of the cellar?
(257 days ago)
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You was also in a prison cell next to Ash with a friendly mouse
(257 days ago)
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I’m cleaning it for you. Like a nice boy! It may have gotten some sand on it.
(257 days ago)
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I only pay for SEB, Alexpete can stay in jail until he explained me everything
(257 days ago)
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If i see sand on my ironing board then you'll never see Alexpete again
(257 days ago)
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Probably not a good idea to clean it by sandblasting then...
(257 days ago)
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You may regret that. He will cost you a fortune in Vodka.
(257 days ago)
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I drink Gin so I'm safe
(257 days ago)
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I’m cleaning it thoroughly. And look, I found some pretty seashells for you.
(257 days ago)
I don't want any seashel...ohhh, they're pretty..
(257 days ago)
EmuLater, ksaint and Laphroaigh like this
Barnacles stuck to the bottom of SEB's ironing board!
(257 days ago)
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SeashellEnvelopedBoard
(257 days ago)
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Everyone except me must be in airplane mode...
(257 days ago)
Not me
(257 days ago)
I'm in overheating mode
(257 days ago)
Not too hot here thankfully.
(257 days ago)
Mild here
(257 days ago)
You should be in airplane mode SEB, you're on your way to Italy!
(257 days ago)
We've got a yellow storm warning at the moment.
(257 days ago)
For tonight and tomorrow.
(257 days ago)
Oh yeah...*switches to airplane mode
(257 days ago)
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SEB is coming to Italy? O.o
(257 days ago)
but there is no toblerone in stores here
(257 days ago)
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Si
(257 days ago)
o.O
(257 days ago)
Now you tell me...*knocks on pilots cabin door
(257 days ago)
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who is it?
(257 days ago)
oh sry
(257 days ago)
You're the pilot?
(257 days ago)
nope.. I swear
(257 days ago)
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Waits for knock knock punchline to joke.
(257 days ago)
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*uses her deep voice...*Open the door right now, this is the uhm...plane police...open up now
(257 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
*Imagines SEB talking like the Haribo police.
(257 days ago)
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*but sir!! I passed with yellow!!
(257 days ago)
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Open the door this second with your Toblerones in the air
(257 days ago)
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What were they testing, your urine?
(257 days ago)
my copilot eat it all and then run away! I was sleeping! I SWEAR!!
(257 days ago)
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They ran away on a plane?
(257 days ago)
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Autopilots don't eart!
(257 days ago)
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There's a runway joke somewhere
(257 days ago)
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laugh
(257 days ago)
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They don't eat either.
(257 days ago)
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Eart?
(257 days ago)
I corrected myself in time.
(257 days ago)
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Only just
(257 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
damn need to go out in that hellish temperatures.. are u really coming to Italy on vacation? *_* where u traveling?
(257 days ago)
Barcelona
(257 days ago)
that's ... sooo italy
(257 days ago)
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This pilot is lost
(257 days ago)
It's a bar in the UK called Celona smile
(257 days ago)
I think I'll have to buy a bar and call it that lol.
(257 days ago)
In Spain obviously?
(257 days ago)
I just Googled, they're all over Germany.
(257 days ago)
and then it will become Sjoy grin
(257 days ago)
I've heard of Femjoy lol.
(257 days ago)
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BarSEB
(257 days ago)
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SEbar
(257 days ago)
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SexyEuropeanBarmaid
(257 days ago)
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Sexy English Bar
(257 days ago)
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damn.. writing nonsense.. I let my espresso getting cold -.-
(257 days ago)
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how can something get cold with these temperatures!!!
(257 days ago)
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Make an iced coffee then it will heat up.
(257 days ago)
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I should try that! well anyway see u later lovely ppl
(257 days ago)
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Bye Laphy
(257 days ago)
Take care Laph
(257 days ago)
Well, I've given up looking for the earliest comment. Thanks, everyone, for making status feel like the good old days. grin
(257 days ago)
There's about 130 comments,
(257 days ago)
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Correction, 146 including this one. smile
(257 days ago)
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147 then...148 now.
(257 days ago)
I misread that...148 now
(257 days ago)
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One more for 150!
(257 days ago)
Whooooopppp!!!
(257 days ago)
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Bumpppp!
(257 days ago)
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