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Sun, 8-Jan-17 4:12 PM (7 years ago)
Guess I'll wonder into statusland and see who is about. Morning (or whatever time of day it is for you) 
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Hugs and POTC to you Samantha, I'm doing well today. Unfortunately just doing all the responsible adulting that is necessary. Hope all is well with you and you are staying warm.
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Not in Newcastle on a Saturday night....
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Isn't that more cheek on the penis though?
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Whyeye pet what du ya think of that.....
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The whyeye phone... A Geordie Apple device
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Known as the Och aye phone in Scotland
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Runs off scrumpy, new technology, to do with alcohol apparently....
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Runs on the chemical reaction of scrumpy with clotted cream
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'Lady' yokels have a USB socket fitted at birth...
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Of course, it's universal and accepts many male connections
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Only works with a hard drive though... No floppies
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MiltonSamantha likes this
I believe it's the antidote to an overdose of the blue pill.
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MiltonSamantha likes this
1 pint of flopadoptera please barman...
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The cholesterol in a serving of clotted cream will give you a hard on like steel. *but you may die while doing so* don't try this at home. Or anywhere else for that matter.
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Oh my goodness. That status took on a life if its own. I am doing well HCB and doing as little as possible today. Just relaxing and perving a bitvwhike trying to stay warm.
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Apologies for the hijack Samantha. On behalf of TC.
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Holy!!! Guess you never know where a simple comment will take this group. <<<wonders where he reports a hijacking
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No worries. I am cracking up over your comments. It's all good.
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The Status Helpdesk closed a short while ago HCB. Not that it would have done you any good 
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Apologies Hot, it was all Rev's fault, he made me do it...
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That's true. I like to play mind games and manipulate our furry friend into doing the things he really wants to do anyway.
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