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Sat, 11-Jun-16 6:13 AM (7 years ago)
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Did you know ducks feet have no nerves or blood vessels, meaning that their feet do not feel the cold. This enables ducks to swim in icy water, and walk in ice and snow.
RoxanneS likes this
Plus they taste nice
(7 years ago)
Good point, but did you know some ducks can fly up to 332 miles in a single day?
(7 years ago)
I do not enjoy the taste of duck...
(7 years ago)
Not when they're barbecued immy.
(7 years ago)
immy80 and happyhumper69 like this
I guess those would fall into the other "some". But did you also know ducks normally migrate between 200 and 4,000 feet in the air, but are capable of reaching far greater heights? Wow wee.
(7 years ago)
Google is someone's best friend right now smile
(7 years ago)
I wonder how many fingers the average duck consumes while trying to snatch bread?
(7 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Google is everyone's best friend, and if not yet, will eventually be.
(7 years ago)
And sometime in the near future, Google will probably be fuckable
(7 years ago)
Google lies, the searches are manipulated
(7 years ago)
Did you see "Her"? Might not be too far off smile
(7 years ago)
Imagine how much you could learn while fucking Google.
(7 years ago)
And her was a great movie.
(7 years ago)
Scar Jo has a sexy voice indeed.
(7 years ago)
Say it ain't so steelrat. Google.. you son of a bitch. I trusted you. Are these duck facts worthless too?
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS likes this
Not gonna lie tho...spoiler alert for anyone who hasn't seen...but I never expected a sex scene in that movie...lol.
(7 years ago)
Gattina!!! Can't take you anywhere.
(7 years ago)
OOops, my bad...*goes to corner*
(7 years ago)
Stare at that corner. Think about what you've done.
(7 years ago)
I am!
(7 years ago)
Immy, when a lady goes to the corner, you follow. It's the rules around here
(7 years ago)
* slap slap that big booty*
(7 years ago)
*crickets chirp
(7 years ago)
Ouch! I thought everyone saw the movie already, geez!
(7 years ago)
You can't know that! *slap slap slap*
(7 years ago)
Damn! It's been out for years!
(7 years ago)
Uh... .... *SLAP SLAP*
(7 years ago)
Okay, I think you're enjoying this too much now...lol
(7 years ago)
Why wouldn't I be? wink
(7 years ago)
It is just a lot of spanking for a minor spoiler on a 3 year old movie tongue
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS likes this
I'll use what I can miss.
(7 years ago)
Gotta jump on opportunities as they pass, I guess smile
(7 years ago)