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Sun, 31-May-15 1:34 AM (8 years ago)
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ever seen a goldfish with a snorkel?
no. but seen a bear with a gasket
(8 years ago)
maybe...not telling...grin
(8 years ago)
lol
(8 years ago)
he really wanted his pic-a-nic basket... but the engineer stole it in return for the gasket
(8 years ago)
yogi???
(8 years ago)
thats it ! appatently boo boo gave up their cave location... *sigh*
(8 years ago)
bad times
(8 years ago)
he did it for a fix...can't blame him
(8 years ago)
*nods* officer divble had to let Top Cat know as Yogi was too distraught for the cross over episode
(8 years ago)
*dibble
(8 years ago)
kea are you smoking chack?
(8 years ago)
lol
(8 years ago)
nope... but maybe i wanna ?
(8 years ago)
had hardly any sleep this week, major insomnia... brain, has, left the building...
(8 years ago)
theres a list of crack jokes to come... x
(8 years ago)
nooo... i will have to rebuttle with nawty limericks
(8 years ago)
arr a cunning linguist to boot
(8 years ago)
yeah... um... poop
(8 years ago)
lol
(8 years ago)
personally ive always found cunning linguists better suiited further north than boots anyway wink
(8 years ago)
prove it lol
(8 years ago)
lol. was about to say... "was that too high brow ? should i try something else ? maybe light a fart ?" ... (lol, i
(8 years ago)
thats my trick
(8 years ago)
lol
(8 years ago)
ooo, ooo... new reply to ur status... "ever drunk baileys from a shoe"
(8 years ago)
i think with my cock, don't expect shakespeare lol
(8 years ago)
no.... but have beer from a wellington boot!
(8 years ago)
ewwww... ick... brush ur teeth. lol
(8 years ago)
lol i have since lol
(8 years ago)
had to get the bits of sock out...
(8 years ago)
ick ick... *gag*
(8 years ago)
lol
(8 years ago)