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mr2ovus
Tue, 21-Aug-12 8:08 AM (11 years ago)
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Feeling horny this time of day isn't very helpful!!!!
_CARTMAN_
why not? I love it whatever time of day
(11 years ago)
mr2ovus
Not when you're in work and would rather be in bed with mrs2
(11 years ago)
_CARTMAN_
I'd rather be there too, sod it take the day of work come pick me up we will have a 3some
(11 years ago)
mr2ovus
You're a bit out of the way for my trip home unfortunately!
(11 years ago)
_CARTMAN_
ooh come on, don't be a party pooper.
(11 years ago)
mr2ovus
Pay my petrol costs and I'll think about it wink
(11 years ago)
_CARTMAN_
I'll give ya a fiver and I'll wank you off
(11 years ago)
mr2ovus
Ummmm no thanks about the wank, only male that touches my nob is me sorry, £5 round trip? You tight git haha
(11 years ago)
_CARTMAN_
ill put on a dress and touch it then, ill look sexy as a girl
(11 years ago)
kinkycouplenwuk
this thread has just made me giggle, thanks guys
(11 years ago)
dbreturns
^^^ remember where that hand has been....a lot
(11 years ago)
mr2ovus
Don't think you could pass as a girl, sorry!
(11 years ago)
_CARTMAN_
i could! ill post a pic to prove it
(11 years ago)
mr2ovus
Glad it's made you giggle kinky, who wants to be serious? Not me!
(11 years ago)
mr2ovus
And i know full well where that hand has been, heard all about it and seen it on cam db
(11 years ago)
kinkycouplenwuk
Do it Carty, Please!
(11 years ago)
dbreturns
....and you still have your vision after seeing that?
(11 years ago)
_CARTMAN_
he is lieing!¬!!!!!
(11 years ago)
_CARTMAN_
do what? i dunno what?
(11 years ago)
mr2ovus
Kinky, you are definitely kinky
(11 years ago)
mr2ovus
Lying? Not me!
(11 years ago)
_CARTMAN_
just trying to sleep with me
(11 years ago)
kinkycouplenwuk
sleep? who mentioned sleep wink
(11 years ago)
mr2ovus
Who is? Not me, can't talk for others
(11 years ago)
the2ovus
Well well well lmao
(11 years ago)
the2ovus
Pick him up you tight got ;b
(11 years ago)
_CARTMAN_
sexy time then
(11 years ago)
_CARTMAN_
yea ^^
(11 years ago)
the2ovus
Mmmmmm carty could you cope with us both wink
(11 years ago)
kinkycouplenwuk
haha, be fun watching him try (I'll get my camera)
(11 years ago)
mr2ovus
I'm a tight git, who said we need to stop our spending this month!!!
(11 years ago)
_CARTMAN_
sod it, kinky you join in too!
(11 years ago)
mr2ovus
I'm sure he'd run if I did
(11 years ago)
kinkycouplenwuk
if you insist wink
(11 years ago)
_CARTMAN_
run? cum!
(11 years ago)
_CARTMAN_
wayhay! orgy!
(11 years ago)
mr2ovus
If kinky joins in well have an orgy going, mmmmm
(11 years ago)
kinkycouplenwuk
putting shoes on........
(11 years ago)
_CARTMAN_
right ok, you lot need to sort out who gets my tongue, fingers and dick. no fighting over them!
(11 years ago)
_CARTMAN_
actualy mr2 can have my arse so that leave 3 things for you 2 girls
(11 years ago)
mr2ovus
Anyone else want to join, hire a bus stopping off around the country, the big fun bus
(11 years ago)
kinkycouplenwuk
now that would be a thing to behold........
(11 years ago)
mr2ovus
You and anal carty. Sorry to say no can do wink
(11 years ago)
_CARTMAN_
haha shit she has been telling you
(11 years ago)
the2ovus
Lmao, hey Hun it's not me that keeps buying all the toys wink
(11 years ago)
kinkycouplenwuk
don't worry Carty, i'll bring my strap on wink wouldn't want you left out
(11 years ago)
_CARTMAN_
make sure you bring lubrication too kinky!
(11 years ago)
the2ovus
First swinging now orgys what's next a gang bang ;b
(11 years ago)
_CARTMAN_
could do a mini bukkate (or how ever its spelt)
(11 years ago)
kinkycouplenwuk
hey, it's a learning curve im enjoying wink
(11 years ago)
mr2ovus
Don't think you've bought any toys have you? I'm just a big kid when it comes to toys, just need to order that swing
(11 years ago)
kinkycouplenwuk
I want a swing too! I've also seen an inflatable chair thingy but way too exspensive
(11 years ago)
mr2ovus
Bought lube and massage oil last night so that's take. Care of
(11 years ago)
_CARTMAN_
the is a swing in my local park if you wanna use tha... oon i see
(11 years ago)
_CARTMAN_
good, youor brought it, that means i dont have t spend any money
(11 years ago)
mr2ovus
Lovehoney has a door swing fairly cheap not like the free standing swing tho
(11 years ago)
kinkycouplenwuk
we're going through a whole rainbow of flavoured lubes at the mo, it's great
(11 years ago)
kinkycouplenwuk
think that's where i saw the chair acctually (payday today too!)
(11 years ago)
mr2ovus
Flavoured? Mmmm
(11 years ago)
kinkycouplenwuk
o yeah, summer fruits is my fave so far
(11 years ago)
_CARTMAN_
do they do a marmite flavor...
(11 years ago)
kinkycouplenwuk
eewww i hope not
(11 years ago)
mr2ovus
Eat pineapple too, supposedly makes your juices taste even sweeter
(11 years ago)
_CARTMAN_
shame
(11 years ago)
kinkycouplenwuk
im trying to make mr k drink it but he doesn't like it
(11 years ago)
_CARTMAN_
ill drink it thn you can taste mine, deal?
(11 years ago)
kinkycouplenwuk
deal, purely in a scientific research point of view
(11 years ago)
the2ovus
Omg can't leave you lot alone for 5 mins right shower time wanna join me wink
(11 years ago)
_CARTMAN_
yea.... errr sciantific....
(11 years ago)
mr2ovus
You can buy dried pineapple which works just as well and like eating sweets
(11 years ago)
_CARTMAN_
will we all fit in your shower?
(11 years ago)
kinkycouplenwuk
of course 2! wink
(11 years ago)
mr2ovus
Our showers a bit small sorry but do have a super king size bed which is big enough for us all
(11 years ago)
the2ovus
2 at a time
(11 years ago)
kinkycouplenwuk
me first!
(11 years ago)
mr2ovus
Bet you'll want the mrs2 with you kinky tho
(11 years ago)
_CARTMAN_
we need to wok out a schedual, ill go in with mr2
(11 years ago)
kinkycouplenwuk
definately, sorry wink
(11 years ago)
mr2ovus
Carty get the hint..... Noooooo, take the mrs2 instead
(11 years ago)
the2ovus
Right I'm off might check out Ann summers while I'm out anyone want anything strap on for carty and one day you Hun wink
(11 years ago)
mr2ovus
Ok kinky, I'll have the camera ready haha
(11 years ago)
mr2ovus
Don't think the mrs2 will be up for that tho kinky
(11 years ago)
_CARTMAN_
ok, ill take someone with a vagina in there then
(11 years ago)
kinkycouplenwuk
im off too, catch you all later xx
(11 years ago)
_CARTMAN_
look for marmite lube in annesummers
(11 years ago)
_CARTMAN_
both going? i think somethings going on here mr2!
(11 years ago)
mr2ovus
Haha I doubt but I'm off too boss keeps catching me on here
(11 years ago)
   
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