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JackD4rp's Recent Statuses
Thu, 5-May-11 2:06 AM (13 years ago)
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Fantasizing about steaming hot tomato soup with grilled cheese sandwiches. Anyone else turned on?
YES! Lets do this thing!
(13 years ago)
yum!!
(13 years ago)
Feed me Seymore...
(13 years ago)
damn I am hungry now
(13 years ago)
I love that movie kricket hehe
(13 years ago)
Tue, 3-May-11 11:43 PM (13 years ago)
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Is the day slightly sad when the highlight is you finding cheaper condoms?
depends on how many condoms you use
(13 years ago)
oh jack i shake my head and laugh
(13 years ago)
So far - none, herass... Oh, Purr, so long as you're laughing, I guess it's all good. tongue
(13 years ago)
Tue, 27-Apr-10 12:51 AM (14 years ago)
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Having insane sex with a hot woman... or updating this status thing. Which one is more likely?
Fri, 2-Apr-10 2:46 AM (14 years ago)
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Using my mind powers to give all the women in the world earth shattering orgasms. Let me know how it's working, ladies.
Honka, happyhumper69 and NoSecrets like this
It's working pretty well. ;D
(14 years ago)
nope sorry, must've missed my house
(14 years ago)
Wow. If only that were possible. This world needs more orgasms.
(14 years ago)