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Wednesday, September 17, 2014, 5:08:43 PM-

NO ONE WILL UNDERSTAND CONCENTRATION UNTIL THEY CARRY AN ICE CUBE TRAY FULL OF WATER FROM THE SINK TO THE FREEZER

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Tuesday, September 16, 2014, 5:09:38 PM-

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Most Recent Comment:	"good one n so damn true!" - Jagged_Edges

Thursday, September 11, 2014, 5:37:31 PM-

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Wednesday, September 10, 2014, 9:17:13 AM-

Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.

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Most Recent Comment:	"My girfriend thinks I am a stalker. Well she is not my girlfriend yet" - gpflem

Saturday, September 6, 2014, 8:33:41 PM-

SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS
In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels , where there is a large German-speaking population. One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond. The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen." Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it."
The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The rancher replied: "Use both hands."

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Saturday, September 6, 2014, 7:33:17 PM-