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Thursday, December 18, 2014, 7:26:01 PM- A Christmas Story

It's Christmas eve and Santa is making his deliveries for the kids when he is caught by a hot young MILF dressed only in a see-thru nighty.
She says "I caught you....You have to stay."
Santa says "Ho Ho Ho, Gotta go gotta go, gotta get the toys to the kiddies you know"
She takes off the robe and says " Santa Please stay"
Santa says "Ho Ho Ho, Gotta go gotta go, gotta get the toys to the kiddies you know"
She takes off the see-thru top and says " Santa Please stay"
Santa says "Ho Ho Ho, Gotta go gotta go, gotta get the toys to the kiddies you know"
She drops her see-thru panties then rubs up against Santa and says " Santa Please stay"
Santa says "Ho Ho Ho, Gotta Stay...Gotta Stay, Gotta Stay, I can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"

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Wednesday, December 10, 2014, 5:00:22 PM-

Just wondering, when regular dogs see a K-9 unit
Do they think O'Shit its the Cops

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Tuesday, December 2, 2014, 3:59:05 PM-

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. He seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The Judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied...
"Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved for the fourth time and sat under the sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"..I just lost it.
"CASE DISMISSED!!"

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Tuesday, December 2, 2014, 2:55:05 AM-

A young man with his pants hanging half off his rear, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2014 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes."

"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bull-shittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . You started it . . . .

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Saturday, November 29, 2014, 6:17:35 PM-

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Sunday, November 16, 2014, 8:53:41 PM-

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?"

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Wednesday, October 8, 2014, 2:07:19 AM-

Two guys show up in Heaven at the same time. The first guy says he froze to death, and the second guy tells him that he died of a heart attack.

"How did that happen?" asks the first guy.

"Well, I came home and thought I heard my wife with another man. But when I searched the house, I couldn't find anybody. I was so stricken with remorse for wrongly accusing my wife of infidelity, I had a heart attack and died on the spot."

"Geez," says the first guy. "If you'd opened the fridge, we'd both be alive right now."

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Monday, October 6, 2014, 9:05:56 PM-

A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
"Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
"Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...
"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley ...YOU RIDE IT!!"

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Thursday, September 25, 2014, 4:31:24 AM-

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Friday, September 19, 2014, 3:44:21 PM-

My Boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick

Especially since his name is Steve

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