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Wednesday, January 8, 2014, 9:00:57 PM- had to do it

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Most Recent Comment:	"Ah go get em Rocky!!" - Whispermyname

Tuesday, January 7, 2014, 2:53:34 PM-

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Monday, January 6, 2014, 6:13:30 PM-

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Most Recent Comment:	"I bet he doesn't score much pussy." - chargingram

Friday, January 3, 2014, 9:11:20 PM-

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Most Recent Comment:	"^^^agrees" - tight_wet_lips

Tuesday, December 31, 2013, 3:59:04 AM-

Sitting on the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car puttering along at 22 M.P.H. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns his lights on and pulls the car
over. Approaching the car, he notices there are 5 old ladies, two at the front and 3 at the back, wide eyed and looking like ghosts.

The driver obviously confused said,"Officer, I don't understand, I wasn't doing over the speed limit!, What seems to be the problem?" "Ma'am," the officer said, "you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous". "Slower than the speed limit? NO SIR! I was doing exactly 22 miles an hour", the old woman said proudly.

The officer containing a chuckle explains that 22 was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned, thanking the officer for pointing out her error. "Before I go Ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone OK?

These women seem badly shaken and haven't uttered a word all this time" "Oh! they will be alright in a minute, Officer, we just got off Route 142."

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Most Recent Comment:	"hahahahaha" - tight_wet_lips

Monday, December 30, 2013, 5:35:32 PM-

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Most Recent Comment:	"hahahahahaha too funny" - tight_wet_lips

Monday, December 23, 2013, 7:27:30 PM-

An old man enters a confessional and proudly exclaims, "Father, I have to tell you what happened to me last night. I'm 90 years old, and I made love to two 18-year-old women for eight hours!"

The stern priest replies, "That is a sin. I will have to give you a penance."

"Father, you can't give me a penance."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm Jewish."

The perplexed Father asks, "Then why are you telling me?"

"I'm telling everyone!"

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Most Recent Comment:	"Lol" - Whispermyname

Sunday, December 22, 2013, 9:53:46 PM-

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it."

Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.

Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow.

The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?"

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Most Recent Comment:	"Lol" - Whispermyname

Sunday, December 22, 2013, 4:02:25 AM-

Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

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Most Recent Comment:	"sex..no big deal???? oh yea..coz..Im not gettin any ;)" - Northern Star

Saturday, December 21, 2013, 6:02:12 AM-

An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old dad explained. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!". Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls her elderly father immediately, and screams at him, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, you hear me?" she yelled as she hung up the phone. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he says, "it's all set. They're both coming for Christmas and paying their own air-fare."

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Most Recent Comment:	"haa haa haa smart!" - Northern Star