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Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 10:05:28 AM-

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Sunday, March 2, 2014, 6:51:01 PM-

I got pulled over bout 1:30 this morning
Cop asked where i was going that late at nite
Told him to a Lecture on Alcohol and Smoking abuse
He said Oreally at this time of nite Where??
Told him my house from my wife

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Most Recent Comment:	"jahahahahahaha " - tight_wet_lips

Thursday, February 27, 2014, 8:15:47 PM-

Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer."

"Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!"

God replies, "You better send them up here immediately."

Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them."

God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you."

Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died?
He was looking for loopholes!

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Monday, February 24, 2014, 5:24:06 PM-

A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia/ West Virginia State line. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a juggler and was on his way to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.

The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them.

The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him. While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken good old boy traveling from Tennessee got out, watched the performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.

The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied, “You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.”

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Thursday, February 20, 2014, 5:44:27 PM-

Love it when i run into people at the supermarket
And they say,Hey what you doing here
I tell them,Ah you know hunting elephants

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Tuesday, February 18, 2014, 3:01:02 AM-

An army major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks:

"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic syphilis, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front, Sir."
"Good man." says the Major.

He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic piles, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front, Sir."
"Good man." says the Major.

He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic gum disease, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir"

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Saturday, February 15, 2014, 7:41:38 AM-

Why do midgets laugh when they run

Because the grass tickles their balls

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Thursday, February 13, 2014, 8:42:19 AM-

As a trucker stops at a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde's car. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's Winter in Michigan and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"

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Wednesday, February 12, 2014, 5:12:09 PM- Very seldom do i send a private message.

Very seldom do i send a private message.
Anyway today thought I would read thru them.
I can read the ones that I have received, but not the ones i sent.
It shows who I sent them to,but not the contents.
Is this something that NN has changed, because i use to be able to read them.Is this a premium thing only now.????

I mite add that i have never sent a derogatory pm..

Was just wondering,,Funny blogs will resume as always

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Most Recent Comment:	"Im premium..I went and checked it out on mine and I can read my sent messages so I dunno :/" - Northern Star

Wednesday, February 12, 2014, 6:38:54 AM- do you think hes on nn

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Most Recent Comment:	"He is! He's on my block list lol" - Whispermyname