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Tuesday, August 2, 2011, 2:59:07 AM- International Standards

I was at the airport yesterday and had reason to visit the ablution facilities.

While I was there doing my thing, I happened to look down (as ya do) & noticed the brand name on the porcelain - American Standard. Now this in itself wasn't particularly significant until I remembered my time working in Russia, where one of the more prominent brands of vodka was...............yep, you guessed it - Russian Standard.

What does it all mean?

Yeah, OK, I was bored.

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Most Recent Comment:	"lol Im liking the russian standard..but ever so grateful for good ole american standard :)" - Northern Star

Friday, June 24, 2011, 11:46:07 PM- Ahhhh, the Good Old Days

[IMG]http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r83/Sidney_R_Burbridge/Grandad.jpg[/IMG]

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Most Recent Comment:	":giggles a lil:" - Mrs.Ohio Lullabies

Tuesday, May 17, 2011, 10:08:15 PM- Sunset again

I tried a few different camera settings during a lovely sunset last night at Barry Beach, Victoria, Oz

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Most Recent Comment:	"wow...amazing pictures...you are truly gifted..." - UnsensoredDreams

Monday, May 2, 2011, 9:13:45 PM- Unusual Visitor

Woke up this morning to find an unusual visitor on the back deck

[IMG]http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r83/Sidney_R_Burbridge/SealofApproval.jpg[/IMG]

Apparently we have his seal of approval

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Most Recent Comment:	"Bloody stowaways!!" - Renaldo_Moon

Tuesday, March 15, 2011, 1:01:55 AM- Men Are Just Happier People

NICKNAMES:
• If Laura, Kate & Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate & Sarah.
• If Mike, Dave & John go out for lunch, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Dickhead and Shit for Brains.
EATING OUT
• When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave & John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
• When the girls get the bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
• A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need because it’s on sale.
BATHROOMS
• A man has 6 items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap and a towel.
• The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
• A woman has the last word in any argument.
• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
• A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
• A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
• A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book and get the mail.
• A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
• Men wake up as good looking as when they went to bed.
• Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
• Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
• A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget all his faults, mistakes and other shortcomings. There is no point in two people remembering the same thing.

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Most Recent Comment:	"lol!" - happyhumper69

Wednesday, January 26, 2011, 1:04:10 AM- Last Night

Sunset & Storm Clouds in Bass Strait.

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Most Recent Comment:	"beautiful and a bit terrifying!" - fantasm

Monday, January 24, 2011, 8:42:38 PM-

Just another balmy day at West Tuna platform in Bass Strait, Oz

Only another week or so to go and I'll be back home.

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Most Recent Comment:	"Now thats by the sea's favorite locale" - By-the-Sea

Friday, January 14, 2011, 6:12:32 AM- To whom it may concern

"Dragged" is the past tense of the verb to drag.

"Drug" is, broadly speaking, any substance that, when absorbed into the body of a living organism, alters normal bodily function.

The two words are NOT interchangeable.

This has been a Community Service Announcement

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Most Recent Comment:	"Thank you :)" - BThai

Sunday, January 9, 2011, 6:59:41 AM-

Bugger!!

The 2nd Mate on here has just been diagnosed with Glandular Fever.

Now I've gotta find a chopper to get him off the boat and into a hospital first thing tomorrow!!

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Most Recent Comment:	"late happy birthday. " - dummydown

Monday, December 20, 2010, 3:34:05 AM- Another beautiful day

...so I thought I'd post a few updated pics of my front garden

Happy Holidays and a VERY prosperous 2011 to everybody!

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Most Recent Comment:	"oh yeah, i was anomalee in here. still love looking at these pics. there's snow here." - dummydown