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Wednesday, November 9, 2016, 11:36:52 PM- Status made me think of these songs today



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"I like both of those songs, a woman I knew had look on the bright side at her funeral when everyone was leaving"
- Ley-dd


Thursday, November 3, 2016, 8:39:15 PM- For the Cubs fans
Two Chicagoans die in an unfortunate car wreck.

Tragic, especially considering they didn’t exactly spend their days helping old ladies cross the street or volunteering at the Boys and Girls club. Nope, these fellows went straight to Hades.

The Devil, as is his custom, goes to greet his two newest eternal residents, and despite rivers of lava and torrents of brimstone, they’re standing around in jackets.

“Not hot enough for you?” asked the Devil.

“What, this? Nah, this is like a Spring day in Chicago.”

The Devil doesn’t take lightly to such a slight, so he decides to really turn things up. The renewed eternal hellfire and inferno has made the screams of the tormented souls in hell even louder.

Rivers of lava overflowing their banks. The Devil goes to check on his two Chicagoans, and sure enough he sees them lounging in shorts and t-shirts.

“Not hot enough for you?” the devil queries bewilderedly.

“What, this? Nah, this is like a July in Chicago. In fact, I think the humidity was worse in the summer of ’96.”

The Devil is even more incensed. He comes up with a new idea. Turn the thermostat way down. The cursed souls in Hell are greeted by new but equally unbearable type of torture. The lava stops flowing, brimstone stops glowing, and wouldn’t you know it, the ground they stand on has frozen solid. Hell has truly frozen over.

The Devil again searches out his two Chicagoans, and to his dismay, they’re hugging and cheering.

“What’s this all about!?” the Devil roared.

“THEY’VE DONE IT, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENED, THE CUBS WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!”
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Thursday, September 1, 2016, 11:01:59 PM- The Jizzle (we need this in status)
We need Carty back to test this out

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"hahahahaha"
- miss_molly


Saturday, July 16, 2016, 2:44:13 AM- Trippy
If you have any acid, drop a tab, crank the sound, forget all the shit in world. Enjoy (this is supposedly 3D, no idea if it is since I have no 3D glasses)

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"I had this album when it came out, loved it, still one of my favs, the drum solo became all the guys thumping in jr high lol"
- BuxomXhunter


Friday, July 15, 2016, 12:16:32 AM- Something from when I was 10 years old
That is starting to feel very relevant again. Just change the war. Thanks to Steel for letting me see I wasn't the only one feeling this way.

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"when Iraqi Freedom started we all felt that it was this generation's VN, being a VN area vet and being at the Pentagon during 2000 - 2006, welcoming home the wounded heroes every month, it reminded me of 1962 - 1975. Still working for DoD and still thanking our service members for their sacrifice but wonder when the politicians and the war industrial will get tired of it, sorry, but every day working to make sure the warfighter has what they need to come home safe it is always there. The question I have to ask myself every day when I get up and when I go to bed is "what have I done for the warfighter today and taxpayer. Sorry, just tired, just like everyone else. But one to never let our service members and taxpayers down. Thank you Pony for the song, I loved then and I still love it now, always relevant."
- BuxomXhunter


Monday, April 25, 2016, 11:35:18 PM- In search of 10,000
This is a totally useless post to get my view total over 10k. Yes it is self centered, cheap, and sleezy. Not to mention underhanded trickery. The only intent is to get six views. Whomever is the 10,000th view, please let me know. You won't get jack shit for it except maybe a shout out in status and the honour of knowing you broke my blog 10,000 cherry. LMFAO
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"No place for self centred, cheap and sleazy on this site Pony :-P xxxxxxxx"
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Wednesday, April 20, 2016, 11:57:08 PM- Brian May 12 string
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"One of the best guitar players around."
- guitartxn


Wednesday, April 20, 2016, 3:49:03 AM- Walk away Renee
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"loved listening to this song on my transistor radio in 6th grade or was it 7th"
- BuxomXhunter


Tuesday, January 12, 2016, 11:09:40 PM- Serenade to a Cuckoo
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- bugguy905


Sunday, December 27, 2015, 3:28:24 AM- The Amazing Chickens - so I can get the songs out of my head


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- naughty_but_innocent


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