Thursday, May 23, 2013, 5:32:13 PM- Texas fishing joke
A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Texas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish!?!?"
"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home."
"What a line of baloney....you're under arrest."
The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment man. I'll show ya!
We do this all the time!!"
"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"
The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"
"Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.
The warden asked, "When are you going to call em back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH," replied the warden!
"Whut fish?" asked the redneck.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees.
"OMG!! How did I miss this!!! You my friend are hilarious! *buys pony a box of depends* :P ch"
- needsithard
Thursday, May 16, 2013, 2:17:43 AM- Joker
This song was put into my head at 7:45 am today during a phone call. Just when it was gone, it came back due to a status by the same person. So now I am inflicting this on y'all. *sadistic laugh echos off the walls of the blog tunnel*
Wednesday, May 15, 2013, 12:30:28 AM- Should have just gone to bed
A few people on here say that most nights I am sure. But I love the band and this song. "Gotta good beat, ya i can dance to it, I gives it a 9.7 Mr Clark" :) .
This is from "Live in the Vineyard" in Napa last month (no I did not take this). Song quality is ok given that its a bootleg. LOL
who your friends are. Lived this song too many times. :) You always hope you can pay them back or pay it forward. Yup, I'm good, feel like I am in the rockin chair and smokey is two lanes out. :D
Damn Tux....didn't dirk and tantric name one of their dogs howlin? Just wondering....."
- happyhumper69
Tuesday, May 07, 2013, 12:06:01 AM- Cum take a trip
This pays "tribute" to those wonderful tourists. The ones visit only stores with approved stickers in the window, buy overpriced cubic zirconia, and eat at the Mexico version of Applebees. Yes I am talking about the ugly gringo, The BOAT PEOPLE!!!!!
Here is one of the species, newly purchased sombrero, aloha shirt open to the navel and flipflops. Such a fine sight in the wild.
But after a few to many at Carlos and Charlies or Senor Froggies, mother nature calls.
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