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amancalledpony's Recent Statuses
Thu, 11-Feb-16 4:42 PM (1 day ago)
One my favs is back. This time "she" is 19 from Nova Scotia. The rapid moves I can see, but how does "she" get her age to change like that. lol
Morning TC, moosie
(1 day ago)
its beer thirty in the morning here...doh...not good
(1 day ago)
amancalledpony likes this
Hey, Pony. There are lots of sites where fakes/Web pics are acceptable. Can't figure out why fake he/shes don't just post there.
(1 day ago)
Hi Mark, only the shadow knows. lol
(1 day ago)
And the pics are gone *poof* thanks mods
(1 day ago)
TopCat57 and RoxanneS like this
Wed, 10-Feb-16 8:59 PM (1 day ago)
Pony Hint for the Day: When wanting hot water to wash dishes, it helps to turn ON the hot water.
I do this with the kettle. Fill it up and walk away. Takes me a good half hour to realize to press the thingamajiggy to turn it on.
(1 day ago)
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Wed, 10-Feb-16 4:44 AM (2 days ago)
Out of here for the evening. Won't whore for pic votes. lol Laters
*tags along*
(2 days ago)
amancalledpony likes this
YAY
(2 days ago)
I'm sorry... I'll stop whoring myself for pic votes. I promise...
(2 days ago)
chronicbon2 likes this
You just did
(2 days ago)
Yep, I whore myself for all my pics to get voted on. All........ um......... yeah, ALL of them. *In Bugs Bunny voice - What a maroon!*
(2 days ago)
Wed, 10-Feb-16 2:30 AM (2 days ago)
I'm just a love machine and I don't work for nobody but you. I'm a love machine, a hugging kissing fiend
Those are some interesting socks
(2 days ago)
*gets out WD40*
(2 days ago)
amancalledpony likes this
Choose the proper lubricant for your sex machine... oil costs $28 a barrell while a 55 gallion barrel of sex lube costs $1,175.
(2 days ago)
I use Twin Cylinder Oil, noboz
(2 days ago)
Tue, 9-Feb-16 7:09 PM (2 days ago)
Matiere grasse heureux mardi *trips into status carrying beads*
hard4u6968 likes this
Tosses beads to tiger and JG
(2 days ago)
Jersey_Girl and tigersteaks like this
me also but I won't show you my boobs if you don't show me yours
(2 days ago)
<--breathes a sigh of relief. Hi, moosie.
(2 days ago)
I post a pic of my boobs moosie
(2 days ago)
*posted
(2 days ago)
Mon, 8-Feb-16 3:16 AM (4 days ago)
Turn out the lights, the party is over, they say that all, good things must end. *best Dandy Don voice*
It is what it is.....those who've seen me know, my beard is all grey....lol!
(4 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Maybe next year Carolina will focus more on playing serious football instead of showboating every time that they scored or made a defensiive play.
(4 days ago)
Me too Chevy. nbi you were 4 when Dandy retired from broadcasting.
(4 days ago)
Salutes Usain Bolt style.......
(4 days ago)
I just think that Cam is a hype.....hes like whatshisname was in SF a few years ago
(4 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Mon, 8-Feb-16 2:19 AM (4 days ago)
That is blasphemy for a Nillson song
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Agreed
(4 days ago)
Same for Queen song
(4 days ago)
It was Baaaaad. lol
(4 days ago)
Mon, 8-Feb-16 1:32 AM (4 days ago)
Just so you know, those people cheering and molesting Chris Martin, were part of a cattle call. They do not get to see the game for free either
I'd molest him. With a pickaxe.
(4 days ago)
Knew I liked you for a reason tiger
(4 days ago)
tigersteaks likes this
He sounds like a sad seagull with erectile dysfunction.
(4 days ago)
I think he misses his ex wife^^^
(4 days ago)
I think he misses his testicles.
(4 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Mon, 8-Feb-16 12:35 AM (4 days ago)
Bud Light is lamer than the people running for President
I prefer Miller Lite
(4 days ago)
amancalledpony likes this
Now you know the real reason they breed all those clydesdales....
(4 days ago)
both brands are part of a global brewing conglomerate... I refuse to give em any money
(4 days ago)
tis why i brew my own
(4 days ago)
Sun, 7-Feb-16 8:32 PM (4 days ago)
RIP Dan Hicks. May your eternity be full of lickettes and no drummers LOL
When you receive a pm from someone you never knew existed on NN, makes you happy you posted a status.
(4 days ago)
bOObzman likes this
Evening Pony xoxo
(4 days ago)
Hi Lizzie xoxo
(4 days ago)
Sun, 7-Feb-16 4:46 PM (5 days ago)
Super Bowl Sunday and the Lunar New Year, I am so glad I live on the east side of the Bay
MieleGattina and Diluscious like this
Hello pony xxoo..........should be a good game....... .........hug and kotc
(5 days ago)
amancalledpony likes this
Hope you have fun today!! Good Luck for your team Kunghei Fatchoy <-----for tomorrow
(5 days ago)
amancalledpony likes this
Its like xmas all over again.
(5 days ago)
amancalledpony likes this
I'm not going to miss the The Super Bowl, and I'm in Europe !
(4 days ago)
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Thu, 4-Feb-16 10:10 PM (7 days ago)
Tux what are you doing here? I didn't think you got parole until tomorrow. Don't tell me you time off for good behaviour either. lol
LOL No it's not. But how can ya say no to that ?
(7 days ago)
amancalledpony likes this
And time off for good behavior? Then this truck would never shut down
(7 days ago)
LMAO
(7 days ago)
OldTroubador likes this
I'm outta here for a bit. Catch ya later brother
(7 days ago)
Laters. I am waiting for a plumber to show up, I may be here tomorrow at this time.
(7 days ago)
Thu, 4-Feb-16 3:18 AM (8 days ago)
On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed. It rolled off the table and unto the floor, then my poor meatball rolled out of the door
it rolled in the garden, and under a bush, and then my poor meatball, was nothing but mush
(8 days ago)
Sun, 31-Jan-16 6:32 AM (12 days ago)
"Your mother gets high and you don't know it" Byrds - Monterey Pops 1967
happyhumper69 likes this
are you sleep statusing again? lol
(12 days ago)
Jersey_Girl likes this
Nah, just listening to YouTube and texting
(12 days ago)
hugggszz hi and bye ponyman...
(12 days ago)
amancalledpony likes this
Sun, 31-Jan-16 5:28 AM (12 days ago)
Life sucks then you die, since I am still alive, time to go to bed. Laters pervs.
mwah
(12 days ago)
night Ponyman
(12 days ago)
sent you a reply
(12 days ago)
mmhmm
(12 days ago)
Goodnight pony xx
(12 days ago)
Tue, 26-Jan-16 8:50 PM (16 days ago)
You can stop eating bacon & processed meats, stop drinking coffee & alcohol. Guess what? You're still going to die
steelrat60 and Chuck-22 like this
So enjoy each day
(16 days ago)
Or they'll find out in 20 years that all that stuff is actually really good for you.
(16 days ago)
overshort2 and amancalledpony like this
Or they'll find out next week...
(16 days ago)
amancalledpony likes this
Like butter.... so much better for you than margarine
(16 days ago)
my chiropractor says cholesterol is good for you, "the blood rides on the fluffy cholesterol pillows"
(16 days ago)
Tue, 26-Jan-16 7:36 PM (16 days ago)
Why would someone post in their About Me that they have a "17 year old slim,attractive dependant d*ughter"?
^ agreed
(16 days ago)
What caused me to check the profile was their latest pic looked like it had finger prints on it. LOL will do adam
(16 days ago)
damnit, i was hoping to talk to about a fat, ugly, independant sun
(16 days ago)
Donald Trump? Zat you?
(16 days ago)
amancalledpony likes this
Tue, 26-Jan-16 3:20 AM (17 days ago)
<<< Proof I am an alien. Yes, these are spots on my left hand
not unless I probe you first
(17 days ago)
amancalledpony likes this
noboz, this way I can check my flux factor calculations
(17 days ago)
you are so kinky, naughty
(17 days ago)
you like it pony!!
(17 days ago)
amancalledpony likes this
Well yea.
(17 days ago)
Mon, 25-Jan-16 9:45 PM (17 days ago)
Some days on here you see a special kind of stupid. In the About Me saying this is your new profile and listing the name of your other one
Heya pony xoxox
(17 days ago)
hi naughty *mwaaaah*
(17 days ago)
Mwah!
(17 days ago)
you cant fix stupid is as stupid does
(17 days ago)
Mon, 25-Jan-16 2:21 AM (18 days ago)
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing....she just gagged a little
What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?..Good Morning ladies! Hi there pony
(18 days ago)
evening porn
(18 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Statistically speaking... 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
(18 days ago)
Someone asked my wife if she ever woke up grumpy. She said "No, he usually gets up when the coffeepot starts brewing"
(18 days ago)
Sat, 23-Jan-16 3:18 AM (20 days ago)
Ohh Weather Channel, you so funny. Show a commercial for Jamaica during your blizzard coverage. haha
Is it wrong of me that I want them to sell a license to throat punch every 'weatherman' talking about the snowstorm? I'd have bagged my limit by now...
(20 days ago)
steelrat60 and amancalledpony like this
I'm with you Indi.
(20 days ago)
And we should get a bonus tag for every time they say - you shouldn't be out here like us... (yeah, what special training have you had for this situation?)... or any other idiotic statement.
(20 days ago)
steelrat60 and amancalledpony like this
Local news sent a dude to go play in 115 mph gusts near me a couple years ago.... morons
(20 days ago)
We get the idiots on the cliffs while big waves crash in. Waiting for one to get wash out to sea
(20 days ago)
Fri, 22-Jan-16 10:27 PM (20 days ago)
Send Lawyers, Guns, and Money. The shit has hit the fan.
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
any specific priority
(20 days ago)
'better get a lawyer, son. ya better get a real good one'
(20 days ago)
BuxomXhunter likes this
That order is good. If I get the money first the lawyer will take it all.
(20 days ago)
BuxomXhunter likes this
I'm hiding in Honduras, I'm a desperate man
(20 days ago)
amancalledpony likes this
Mon, 18-Jan-16 10:23 PM (24 days ago)
Just saw that Glenn Frey died. No more riding fences for Glenn
curiousAdam and OldTroubador like this
I hope not anyways
(24 days ago)
RoxanneS likes this
67 is far from old.
(24 days ago)
Strokin4you3 and RoxanneS like this
F A R
(24 days ago)
He was the tamborine player for the Seagulls, right?
(24 days ago)
I hope it isn't old considering I'm 60.
(24 days ago)
Sun, 17-Jan-16 4:39 AM (26 days ago)
They can't even get the coin to flip *SMGDMFH* Then the Cards win on a shovel pass to wide out.
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
^^^HEY, the Broncos could still take State!!!
(26 days ago)
That was a brilliant play call though
(26 days ago)
bOObzman likes this
If the Broncos or the Seahawks are in it, I will watch...
(26 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
That was funny
(26 days ago)
When he flipped it I said out loud "Um, that's not a flip...DO OVER!!!"
(26 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Sat, 16-Jan-16 7:37 PM (26 days ago)
Fact: You can get just as wet doing an hour run in the mist as you can in downpour. *I just proved that fact*
true that, pony...
(26 days ago)
Some people feel the rain, others just get wet.
(26 days ago)
Fact : Your socks are amazing.
(26 days ago)
Chuck-22 and amancalledpony like this
i just finished my run as it started to rain...
(26 days ago)
amancalledpony likes this
wouldnt know i dont do running
(26 days ago)
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