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About Me:
I have a dark, but mostly obscure, sense of humour (not everybody 'gets' it, but that only serves to amuse ME!). I identify with 'Viz', 'The Office' and Jack Dee's tired and cynical type humour. I'm a big fan of Ricky Gervais/Stephen Merchant; Jack Dee; Russell Brand; Harry Hill; Ross Noble; Bill Bailey; Mark Lamarr; Stephen Fry & Jonathan Ross.
 
My Stats:
I am:
Male
Sexual Preference:
Girls
Am seeking:
A girl
Marital Status:
Single
Children:
None
Age:
55
Location:
  Leicester, United Kingdom
NN Status:
I last logged into NN:
17-Jan-24
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Interesting things to know about me:
My Starsign:
Virgo
My Favourite posters on NN are:
mondofor, Myszkapl
Interests I have are:
Motor Racing, Movies / Cinema, Music, Cars / Motorcycles, Computers / Internet, Cricket, Food / Wine, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Literature / History
Other Interests I have are:
Fast, great-handling, rally-replica performance cars e.g. turbo'd Imprezas/Lancer Evos/Delta Integrales; 'evo' magazine; home cinema; cinema; TV; internet surfing; delicious foodstuffs; appreciation of the female form... girls' figures - especially their arses - makes me want to gnaw at my wrist out of sheer frustation!!!; hardcore pornography; masturbating furiously
I am also up for:
Cyber Sex w-out/cam, Casual Chat Room Talk, Cyber Sex w/cam, Hard Core Action, Group Sex, An Affair, Erotic Story Telling, A New Friend, A Fuck Buddy
I have been a Member of NN since:
19-Dec-07
My Appearance:
Race/Ethnicity:Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Body Shape:
Height: 5' 10" (178cm)
Weight:
Eye Colour: Brown
Hair Colour: Dark Brown
Best Feature: Eyes
Pubic Hair: Natural
Tatoos: None
Piercings: None
Penis Length: 7.2" (18.4cm)
Penis Girth:
Circumcised: No
My Professional Life:
Education: School
Employment Status: Full Time
Industry: Technical / Science / Engineering
Job Role: Professional
My Lifestyle:
Smoking: No
Drinking: Socially
Food Preference: Non-vegetarian
Religion: Agnostic
Sense of Humour: Other
Social Behaviour: Better in small groups
Personality: Home body
Libido: Average
Kinkiest place
I've had sex:
Outdoors in field; in/on car; other people's houses
Spoken Languages:
English
My Favourites:
Movie: Pulp Fiction; Saving Private Ryan; Goodfellas
Actor/Actress: Al Pacino; Rob De Niro; Sam L Jackson; Joe Pesci
Book: Bravo Two Zero / Jurassic Park
Author: 'Andy McNab' (Bravo Two Zero) / Michael Crichton
Song: 70's & early-80's Genesis / 'My Immortal'
Band: Genesis / Evanescence
TV Show: Documentaries; light entertainmment; comedy
Sport: Motorsport; cricket; England football/rugby union
Drink: English tea; lager; spring- & tap-water; cola
Food: Mexican; British; Italian; Indian; Chinese
Pastime: Impreza WRX; home cinema; TV; web; porn; wanking
Thing: Hamsters - their cute 'nuttiness' really amuses me
Sex Position: Doggy style; reverse cowgirl... the girl, not me!
Famous person I'd like
to have sex with:
Natalie Portman; Scarlett Johansson; Jessica Alba
Self Description:
What makes me happy: The thrill of driving nice, fast cars; reading car & home cinema magazines; companionship; chilling out; home cinema; TV; war/gangster movies; comfort eating; hamsters, cats & dogs; random, incredibly nutty-based shenanigans; flaming cranks; the words: molluscs, foodstuffs, hoover & hooter; hardcore pornography; wanking & intense orgasms; NO stress
What makes me sad: Loneliness; having to work; stress
What makes me mad: Work-shy benefit cheats; cocky teenagers; students who think they know the ways of the world; the general public; stupid people/idiots; selfish people; genuine bigots; pretentious, self-satisfied, smug twats; girls who are up themselves; automated telephone menu systems; non-UK call centres; UK customer services; UK public transport; scooter riders; cyclists; most BMW drivers; the UK government's outrageous targeting of the hapless British motorist with their lies, lies, lies!!!; the cynical & scheming western governments, all in the name of self-interest... at the expense of the welfare of their citizens!; fanatical religious freaks - the root of all evil!; the general state of the world that we live in today... we're all doomed!; stress
My bad habits: Sod that! I'm not going to sully myself unnecessarily - that's for others to decide... ;-)
My Final Thought:
If I was a millionaire...
...I'd live a hedonistic lifestyle of chilling my head off; drive loads of fast cars; shag gorgeous, shallow bitches attracted by my wealth... The thought of never having to work ever again really... REALLY appeals!!!

(Profile last updated: 27-Jan-08)


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